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Keyboardfreak898

1. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2013 7:15pm UTC
   There are too many cute boys in this world.
   We need to start exterminating them.
   
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2. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 7:46pm UTC
   I don't mackle enough
   I need to mackle more.
   
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3. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 3:08pm UTC
   Sorry, I only like boys I'd never have a chance with.
   
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4. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC
   If I was in a band,
   I'd be the one that gets
   ignored by fans.
   
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5. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 3:01pm UTC
   What if The White Stripes and The Black Keys made an album together?
   They could just call it piano.
   
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6. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 2:48pm UTC
   Guys I find attractive:
   -famous
   -taken
   -twice my age
   -fictional
   -dead
   -gay
   
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7. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 11:49am UTC
   Listening to music is like having a conversation
   with the artist except you don't have to respond
   and the singer will keep talking to you
   and that's pretty cool.
   
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8. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 11:47am UTC
   I want to be a tall and skinny model
   who dates moderately famous
   alternative rock band members.
   
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9. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 11:44am UTC
   "Never like a boy.
   You'll either end up hating them
   or hating yourself."
   
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10. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:42am UTC
    "Beauty Sleep" is such bs.
    I sleep twelve hours a day and I still look like a trash can.
    But a very cute trash can.
    Make all the other trash cans go BANGBANGCRASH.
    
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11. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Me: Why can't plane tickets cost ten dollars?
    Me: Why can't concert tickets cost ten dollars?
    Me: Why can't everything be ten dollars?
    Me: I'm not paying ten dollars for a candy bar. F/ck you.
    
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12. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:23am UTC
    Have you ever been so angry that you started speaking in a wonderfully articulate
    fashion with blazing raw wit and cunning remarks and using
    absolutely mindblowingly intelligent words and phrases that you
    weren't even aware your vocabulary was capable of producing?
    
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13. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:20am UTC
    The Seven Wonders of the World:
    1. why
    2. don't
    3. boys
    4. want
    5. to
    6. kiss
    7. me
    
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14. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:17am UTC
    I have three moods:
    1. Skip every song on my iPod.
    2. Let the music play without interruption.
    3. Play the same song on repeat for days.
    
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15. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    My thoughts cannot
    move an inch
    without bumping into
    some piece
    of you.
    And I cannot stop myself
    from constantly
    falling into
    you.
    
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16. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be nice for someone to love you
    the way you love them?
    
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17. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    I just want someone to look at me the way I look at pizza.
    
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18. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure I'm doing this teenager thing completely wrong.
    
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19. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Commercial: Have you or someone you love-?
    Me: slow down, that's the same person.
    
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20. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    True disappointment is opening the refrigerator
    for a snack and finding out that some one else
    ate the last of what you wanted.
    
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