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Hale_Storm18
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April 22, 2013 2:43pm UTC

What if 911 called you?
"Hello, this is 911. You have an emergency. I can sense it."

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Rajsonkar
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April 22, 2013 4:09am UTC

Politicians and diapers have
one thing in common. They
should both be changed
regularly, and for the same
reason.

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Rajsonkar
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April 21, 2013 9:28pm UTC

That moment when you're really sleepy but you dont want to go to sleep because you are talking to that one special personformat credit rajsonkar

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 6:51pm UTC

I don't like those people who use Witty like Facebook or Twitter.
If you add a quote saying something like "Kickin' it with my best friend," or "Bout to go eat dinner." I will hate you forever. And ever. And ever. And ever. AND EVER. Don't fcking do it.

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lovecrazy
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April 17, 2013 6:21pm UTC

I feel like fat people
are funnier than skinny people.

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ChocoTaco
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April 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Mom: I hate movies like Magic Mike. They aren't appropriate for your age.
Me: Yeah mom, I agree.
Me in my head: Yup, I've only seen that movie about 487 times.

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rebecca*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 2:12pm UTC

&It's weird because
We don't talk anymore, and that doesn't bother me. I can walk by you without blinking an eye. If someone says your name I just shrug. I don't miss you at all; I almost hate you, actually. But if I'm all alone and that one song comes on the radio, I can't help but cry. & I just really don't understand why.

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rebecca*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 2:15pm UTC

You are what you love
not who loves you.

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rebecca*
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April 14, 2013 2:24pm UTC

I will defend the faith,
going down swinging.
I WILL SAVE THE SONGS
that we can't stop singing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:35pm UTC

the number of times i think "i don't care"
while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand.

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:43pm UTC

i wanna go on a shopping trip where
i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC

do you ever "miss" a food
after you're done eating it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC

call me old fashioned but
four year olds should not own iphones.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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April 11, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2131
When your hair is so
greasy from all the products
you use in it.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2133
When all your girls
can't fit into the webcam
section when you have
a photo sesh.
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gab*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:01pm UTC

format by gabikk
One of the saddest things is when you can feel
yourself losing interest in something
you really love.
It just feels like you're letting a huge part of
yourself go and almost becoming
a different person.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2139
When you get a hair
headache from having your
messy bun so tightly
on your head.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2140
When you have 12
different photos with
different girls in each one &
each caption reads
"Best Friend(:".
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