Keyboardfreak898's Quotes

Keyboardfreak898
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April 1, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I've lost.

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Keyboardfreak898
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April 1, 2013 7:07pm UTC

"It's Walmart. You don't need to look good."

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Keyboardfreak898
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April 1, 2013 6:29pm UTC

I'm not "cute" awkward.
I'm "What the he// is wrong with you?" awkward.

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:50am UTC

"Please fix your b/a strap. I can see it."
Because it's a big secret, right?
Secret b00bs.
Secret B/a.
Secret.

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Keyboardfreak898
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April 1, 2013 10:12am UTC

Me: Wow, I'm fat.
Me: Maybe I'm okay.
Me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM.
Me: I'm losing weight now.
Me: I am more than just my weight.
Me: Who cares.
Me: GAH I AM SO FAT.
Me: Curves are beautiful. I am beautiful.

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Keyboardfreak898
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April 1, 2013 9:45am UTC

"Hello, drug dealer? I'd like some weed brownies, hold the weed."

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Keyboardfreak898
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March 31, 2013 9:13pm UTC

I don't sing in the shower,
I perform.

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Keyboardfreak898
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March 31, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Family - those people who insult you and then wonder why you're mad

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I wish people looked like their personalities.

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Just because you're pretty,
doesn't mean you have the right
to be a complete b/tch.

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Lunch Today
My friends and I: *eating nutella*
Janitor: Is that nutella? I love that sh/t!
made my day :)

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Keyboardfreak898
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March 7, 2013 10:19pm UTC

The sad truth is that loving someone doesn't make them love you.

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Shoutout to my crush who just told me all about the girl he likes. And she isn't me.

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Me: I should text him.
Me: No, don't text him. That's a bad idea.
Me: Just text him.
Me:
Me:
Me: No, he's probably busy.
Me: Maybe he'll text me first.
Me: This is ridiculous, just text him.
Me: *texts him*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Him: *doesn't respond*

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:02pm UTC

You may feel alone when you're falling asleep++++
<<<and everytime tears roll down your cheeks
but I know your heart belongs*
///to someone you've yet to meet
and someday you will be loved.

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 2:57pm UTC

That moment when
you can relate to a fictional character
and you're just like,
"I feel you bro."
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Will someone be my Witty friend?

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Oh look, it's my crush.
Time to embarrass myself.

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Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:50pm UTC

I'm not upset.
I'm not mad.
I just want to be alone
because honestly,
I like being by myself sometimes.