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Keyboardfreak898
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January 25, 2013 8:55am UTC

Sing me to sleep.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 24, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Guys, Romney was just trying to save us from Giovanna Plowman when he was banning tampons.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 24, 2013 7:29pm UTC

That moment when you realize how much things have changed.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 24, 2013 7:16pm UTC

I actually really like weird people.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC

-lost in store-
Me: Mom, if you hear me say polo.
Me: Marco.
Mom: Polo.
Me: Marcoooooo.
Mom: Poloooooo.
Me: YAY I THOUGHT I LOST YOU!
Me: *hugs mom*
Me: Wait what? No, you are not my mother. Why were you playing marco polo with me?
Me:*walks away*
Me: marco...

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 22, 2013 6:40pm UTC

IS MAYONNAISE AN
INSTRUMENT?

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 22, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Every time I put my hair in a pony tail, my headband won't stay on my head for more than 5 minutes.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 22, 2013 3:18pm UTC

I love you more
than I have ever found a way
to say to you.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 22, 2013 3:00pm UTC

There is no greater time of mortification than the moment when your mom
is talking to your crush.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 22, 2013 2:55pm UTC

MIRROR: yes.
CAMERA: no.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 18, 2013 3:20pm UTC

I want to stay as close
as I can to the edge
without going over.
Out on the edge
you can see all kinds
of things you can't see
from the center.
-Kurt Vonnegut

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 15, 2013 2:59pm UTC

You know what's weird?
I know all of my facebook friends personally,
and hate 97% of them.
I know no one personally on Witty, and adore all of you.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 13, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Well guess what
I'm finally done. I'm done caring about how you feel and why you haven't texted me for a week. I don't care anymore about the other girls you talk to, nor do I care how you feel about me. And you know what?
This feels fantastic.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 12, 2013 8:04pm UTC

I don't understand cheating. I can't even get one guy to like me, let alone two.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 12, 2013 7:28pm UTC

You'll never know how much you hurt me.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 12, 2013 7:24pm UTC

If I told you what I was really thinking, you'd never want to talk to me again.

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Keyboardfreak898
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January 12, 2013 7:14pm UTC

I spend hours everyday just daydreaming about you.