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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
December 8, 2015 4:46am UTC

Imagine if your
follower count turned into money

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Witty Wittian *
posted a quote
December 8, 2015 5:01am UTC

the worst part
about the zodiac posts is even if you tell yourself you
don't care,
it's basically impossible to scroll by one without looking
to see what fruit tree your sign is.

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Witty Wittian *
posted a quote
December 8, 2015 5:03am UTC

I'm in
shape.
Round is a shape.

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Witty Wittian *
posted a quote
December 12, 2015 11:30am UTC

so this guy who
suffers from premature e'jaculation comes out of
nowhere

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Witty Wittian *
posted a quote
December 12, 2015 11:33am UTC

How to attract the common white
girl:
- Sit in a circle of uggs
- Pour Starbucks all over yourself
-Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa
Carlton really loud
- Sit and wait

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brispiin
posted a quote
December 14, 2015 8:07pm UTC

My parents raised a very respectful lady
with a very bad attitude problem,
that has the biggest heart &is way to spoiled.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
December 16, 2015 10:40am UTC

.
. Insta

Got my
grandma
on speed-dial
call it
Instagram
wittyxxgirlxx format please do not
remove

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brispiin
posted a quote
December 17, 2015 10:24am UTC

S/O to my future husband during finals;
think about our kids, the house, my range rover..
love you

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gab*
posted a quote
December 17, 2015 9:05pm UTC

pretty girls shouldn't
BE CRYING OVER SHÍTTY BOYS.

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Jade*
posted a quote
December 18, 2015 11:08am UTC

AM I TOO PRETTY FOR YOU?

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
December 24, 2015 9:27am UTC

i don't friend zone
people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad,
we're dating.

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Raxin
posted a quote
December 25, 2015 1:16pm UTC

Christmas gifts are fun for kids.
If you try to buy a present for an adult, if it's something they want, they'll already have it, which means you're left with buying them something they don't want. If you give them money, and they give you a present (even if it's something you don't want), your gift is deemed worse because money takes less thought. If you both give each other money, but you don't give the same amount, it's also a problem. If you agree to give each other money and you agree on a specific amount to avoid problems, you might as well just keep your money and pretend you swapped it.
Let's not and say we did.
quote and format by Raxin

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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