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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 6:45pm UTC

I'm not crying,
I've just been cutting onions to make lasanga...
for one.

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Hayleeismyname
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC

My Mom
Me: Mom I got an A on my Alegabra test
Mom: thats nice sweetie
Me: I passed highschool
Mom: Thats nice sweetie
Me : I won the Noble Peace Prize
Mom: Thats nice sweetie
Me:: *forgets to do dishes*
Mom: Why are you so lazy? You never do anything! All you do is sit in your room!! Your always on the computer! Ugh!
Me:...

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ShannyTheDreamerrr
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Mom: *looks at my facebook*
Mom: What's WTF?
Me: Oh uhm ..
Me: ...
Me: It's .... where's the food.
Mom: Oh, sounds like something you would say.
Me: You know me too well.
true story, lol.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 9:25pm UTC

why didn't the chicken cross the road?
because Niall ate it.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Awkward Moment
when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single.
Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your mom sits down next to you while you're on the computer.

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anaveragegirl
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC

I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived underwater. ♥
nmf

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Me: Oh, look! A shell! Lets listen to the sound of the ocean in it!
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: You know that's only the sound of blood running in your vains in your head?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: STFU, IT'S THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN!

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Come get your summer~
AT SEABREEZE!!!!
lol unless you live in NY you probably dont know what seabreeze is.
ITS A KICKASS WATER PARK!!! that also has rollercoasters n' stuffs.
Lol sorry im bored.
This is gonna get no faves. XD
well okay byes!!! X3

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kaylagirl4298
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 3:44pm UTC

That awkward moment when
Someone is looking over your
phone when your texting...
Format by Sandrasaurus

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SecretSequin
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Did you know?
If you say
"Raise Up Lights"
you just said
"Razor Blades"
in an Austrailian accent
[fav if you just tried]

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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D0ri20
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC

"Can I help you?"
"No, I just waited 15 minutes in line to say Hi."

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples,
how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC

here's some advice for all you youngins;
don't grow up, it's all a trap.

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SilverTiger_
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Witty: This quote will have 800 faves and 65 comments.
Me: Please, I'll be lucky if this gets 8 faves.
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SilverTiger_
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 4:04pm UTC

me: *gets out laptop*
me: *puts on music*
me: *gets all comfy under blanket*
me: *signs into Witty*
computer: 3% battery remaining, plug in immediately

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SmexxayLindsayy
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 10:35pm UTC

im gonna comment on this until i get a top quote .. feel free to join ;D

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:45pm UTC

I must have missed school the day
we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer.

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lozza821
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Am i the only one that
Used to think duct tape was called Duck tape?
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