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  1. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Friend: Lol remember when you liked-
    Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME FOR ME

  2. Keyboardfreak898 Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    MIRROR: yes.
    CAMERA: no.

  3. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Depression is not an act, Eating disorders aren't for fashion, Suicied isn't a coward's escape, Self harm isn't a cry for attention. Stop acting like you know everything.

  4. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:03pm UTC

    He’s not perfect. you aren't either, and the two of you will never be prefect. but if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. he isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him he knows you could break. don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give. don't analyze. smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. love hard when there is love to be had, because perfect guys don't exist, but there's always one guy that is perfect for you.

    — Bob Marley

  5. alisonDB21 alisonDB21
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    If the ceiling fan could hold my weight
    I'd never be bored again.

  6. lalalexy lalalexy
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I push people away
    >> because I'm tired of <<
    the same thing happening
    again and again.

  7. jstallons jstallons
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
    HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.
    EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7
    minutes early, calculate the suns mass.

  8. jstallons jstallons
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    oh you got
    "swag"? don't
    forget to put
    that on your
    McDonald's
    application.

  9. yazgirl1 yazgirl1
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:51am UTC
    Brother: Hey, look! I can throw this popcorn in the air, and catch it in my mouth!
    Me: Ok, let's see it.
    *Brother throws popcorn, but misses.*
    Grandpa: Epic Fail.
    Me: o_O ...
    Okay, this generation is affecting my grandparents too...... LOL
    True Story


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 10:34am UTC
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  12. Quotesfreak Quotesfreak
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Mom: YOUR GROUNDED.
    Me: Psh. Fine I don't care.
    Mom: Give me your phone then.
    Me: OMG I'M SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU!

  13. Quotesfreak Quotesfreak
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 10:45am UTC
    Horror movies dont scare me as much as five missed calls from my mom .

  14. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 10:48am UTC
    You promised me heaven,
    then put me through hell.

  15. naomiyamel01 naomiyamel01
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 10:56am UTC
    Today
    We should all agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead

  16. googlekid1746 googlekid1746
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Mayans: "The world ends dec. 21st."
    Jesus: "My birthday is tuesday...... so I don't think so."

  17. wildberry101 wildberry101
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:07am UTC
    ☐ Single ☐ Taken
    ✓ I get about as much attention as a white crayon.

  18. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:11am UTC
    so at my school, we sent santa-grams (candy canes) like they did in mean girls.
    i sent 4 to my friend and wrote "glen coco" on them and one of my close friends was dressed up as santa and was delivering the candy canes...
    it made my life.

  19. BeloErro BeloErro
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Lindsay.
    check's phone for no reason, because I know nobody texted me.
    will go slightly out of my way to step on a leaf that looks crunchy.
    always hears my name, when its not being called.
    hates hearing my voice in any recordings.
    uses the word "thingy" when i cant remember what something is called.
    pretends to write in class, so the teacher wont call on me.
    says the entire alphabet cause i cant remember what letter comes next.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Even if the Mayans predicted
    the world was going to end today
    (which, they didn't by the way),
    just think, if they were actually good at
    predicting stuff, there'd still be Mayans.

:)

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