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LoversGonnaLove
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April 24, 2012 6:59am UTC

Try pressing Shift-3 and while pressing the fav button
Wait for it.......
Now if you tried it, comment

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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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swaggin_destiny
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November 9, 2012 11:39am UTC

I ask my parents a simple,
"Yes or no" question
But instead....
I get a lecture.
Fav if this happens to you too.

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forgetxmexnot
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November 9, 2012 1:35am UTC

♥ ♥
FLYING
HIGH
Chapter six
I stayed quiet.
"I came up here to find you making out with Ben! S|ut!"
He stormed over and slapped me. I sat there for a moment in shock. My cheek stung.
"C'mon dude, it wasn't her fault!" Ben tried to defend me.
"Shut up!" Alex screamed and threw a punch at him.
I watched, still in shock. I knew Alex got angry sometimes but I didn't know he could be like this. After I came to my senses I screamed at him.
"Stop it! You're getting angry at me when you were downstairs doing the exact same thing!"
He stopped for a moment. Then he grabbed me by the arm and pulled me out the door, smiling and waving at people on the way out. When we got in the car he turned the engine on. Surprisingly, he stayed quiet.
"Alex?" I whispered.
He didn't answer, just kept his eyes on the road straight ahead. I was scared by this. It seemed like the calm before a storm. Eventually he pulled over and got out. I was about to get out too but then I realised it wasn't my house. It was hard to see in the dark but I could just make out a small field. Alex was standing by a small river, his back facing me.
"Alex?" I asked again and touched his arm.
When I touched him he talked.
"You stupid b|tch," He said, his voice was dead quiet. "I ask you to do one little thing and you disappoint me, you always disappoint me. I make the rules here, not you. Because I know your dark little secret."
"Oh yeah, well, I don't care if you tell everyone anymore! You did the exact same thing!"
"I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about this."
He grabbed my hand and pulled up the bracelets.
"I have friends from America, I used to live there when I was young as well, you know, and some of them know you. But not as a happy, popular girl. As the sad little girl who tried to commit suicide," he smirked.
"That was a long time ago," I said quietly.
"And I heard you were planning to stay here for a while." He leaned in close to me and whispered in my ear.
"And imagine if I just happened to let your secret slip. Something like that could ruin you."
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xxreadytoflyxx
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November 9, 2012 4:52am UTC

mahalo
mau loa kau a kau
Chapter 18
Ryan's P.O.V
Samantha and Georgia haven't noticed that I've been hanging out with girls recently.
Don't worry, my mates are with me too.
"8 days, 8 days..." Samantha kept mumbling.
I decided to ignore her, because she looked uncomfortable.
Georgia was already out somewhere...she's always out.
If she's not, she's texting her friends or watching TV.
I headed out the door, and everyone was waiting for me outside my house.
"How about we go to the beach?" one of the girls suggested, winking at the others.
We all agreed we should hang out at the beach, and we headed out there.
All the girls giggled and stripped down to their bikinis.
It started to rain.
Urgh, what a nice day to head down at the beach.
Then I realised we weren't the only ones there.
Unexpected visitors were here.
I was humilated.
Georgia, Rose and her friends were standing there, on the beach.
Georgia walked up to me.
"Hanging out with hot chicks, eh?" she asked, wiggling her eyebrows.
"Shut up." I mumbled.
She just giggled, and took a quick glance at the girls.
"Well, I think I should leave you to your own privacy. Bye!"
She walked away with sass.
"I don't even think those girls are hot." I whispered, not really meaning it.
Some of those girls probably heard me, because they shot me a look.
I walked up to them.
"I'm sorry, I lied. My sisters don't know about hanging out with you guys."
The hottest of the group walked up to me.
"That's good...because I've been waiting to do this to you."
She held my hand, and led me to the sea, making sure no one else saw us.
Both of our faces were underwater.
"Close your eyes, gorgeous." she whispered.
I closed my eyes, and I felt a touch on my lips.
We were kissing, underwater.
After 10 seconds, I pulled away, bobbed my head up and gasped.
"I'm sorry." she whispered.
"You're just so hot and attractive."
I smiled.
At least Georgia and her friends left the beach.
They probably had to go home and check on Samantha.
"You are too." I whispered back.
"So...let's keep it a secret that you and I are together."
Then she walked away.
This was a day I'd never forget.
It's the day when I had my first kiss, and my first girlfriend.
Leigh's P.O.V
I can't believe I made it through again!
I was so, so, so happy.
There weren't many people left.
8 days til' we find out about Alice, and 8 days til' they announce the winner...
HURRY UP 8 DAYS!
______
Just wanting to let you know what Ryan's been up to!
A day in the life of ryan. woo!
sorry if that was unexpected and u dont like romance
but its what hes been up to.
8 days.
:)

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storyaboutagirl
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August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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xxBMTH4Everxx
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October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BringBaiTheHorizon
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October 27, 2012 5:41pm UTC

People who say i cant cook, seriously have not had my KD and chicken fingers. Im a master f.ucking chef.

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Kanerpop
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October 27, 2012 5:04am UTC

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Kanerpop
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October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

"Class Rules!"
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

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Kanerpop
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October 26, 2012 3:38am UTC

LIKE for e Gangnam, M.J, & 1D
COMMENT for Gangnam, M.J, & 1D
FACEBOOK for Gangnam, M.J,& 1D
TWEET for Gangnam, M.J, & 1D
PIN for Gangnam, M.J, & 1D
IGNORE if you love Justin Bieber
Thanks!

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Kanerpop
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October 26, 2012 12:29pm UTC

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October 26, 2012 12:46pm UTC

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Kanerpop
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June 27, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Hey everybody.
I've been doing something called
W.C.W.M
(Wacky Conversations With Me)
Please read and <3
AND DON'T COPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kanerpop
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June 27, 2012 3:29pm UTC

W.C.W.M
In 25 years from now....
Daughter: Mom?
Me(mom): Yeah?
Daughter: Do you know the band 1D..
Daughter:*Dead*
Me: I'm glad she was in the kitchen.
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Kanerpop
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July 17, 2012 4:17pm UTC

W.C.W.M#1
Me: DUDE, I just ran my first marathon this morning!
Friend: Really!?!?!?!
Me:Hell yeah!
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:LOL, JK, I was on my third cupkake for breakfast!
Friend: --_____--
fav if i should do a series

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Kanerpop
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October 25, 2012 9:45am UTC

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