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cassidawn
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November 8, 2014 10:52pm UTC

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

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grlsmmy*
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October 30, 2014 7:48pm UTC

If you're the king,
then I'm the queen.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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October 30, 2014 1:52am UTC

Its called "Fall" because
everything is falling..
Leaves, temperatures,
my bank account, GPA, motivation.

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yourcool
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March 20, 2014 7:34pm UTC

do people in nudist colonies
send nudes or do they just call them selfies

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:37am UTC

haha if you're bored you could
just kiss me, idk just sayin

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:39am UTC

i'm tired 8 days a week

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:48am UTC

why are they called palm trees
when they can't even fit in my hand

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 1:05am UTC

i'm thankful for all the different
ways i can eat potatoes

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 1:08am UTC

i probably thinking about fcking you
way more than i should

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:17am UTC

i know drugs are bad but
and that they ruin families but so does monopoly but that's still legal

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 1:35am UTC

when a girl says "make me"
that's secret code for "fck the sht out of me until i can't walk or talk straight"

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 29, 2014 8:59pm UTC

calm your tít.
just one tít.
leave the other one crazy.
that's your party tít.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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BlahItsLewis
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April 3, 2014 12:00pm UTC

You're so poor,
The ducks throw bread at you.

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MadiCakes
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March 13, 2014 8:15pm UTC

My brother asking about my science work: Do you prefer rivers, lakes or oceans?
My answer: when you're drowning someone, it doesn't matter all three are great.

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yourcool
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March 10, 2014 1:29am UTC

hey do you mind taking your clothes off?
i'd like to see how angels hide their wings

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mads*
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February 13, 2014 10:04am UTC

could u please put ur crying kid on vibrate

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Forever Hers*
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February 19, 2014 8:38am UTC

Im the kind of friend who would help you hide a dead body , but if you betray me , remember i know how to hide a dead body.

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happiest*
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February 28, 2014 4:06pm UTC

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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BravoSierra
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February 14, 2014 3:47pm UTC

I've been single for quite awhile and it's seems to be going pretty well.
I think I'm the one.

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