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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    If that's tea, I'll have coffee. If that's coffee, I'll have tea.

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    It makes me sad to see people delete quotes that are years old. It's like you are deleting pages out of Witty's history. Don't be ashamed of your old quotes. It's ok that people didn't fave them because the quotes meant something to you when you wrote them.

  3. xdanibaybeex13 xdanibaybeex13
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Asking someone for
    their opinion, then doing the complete oppisite.

  4. andimstillrunning andimstillrunning
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    I took a chance,
    you took a shot
    you might think i'm bulletproof...
    but i'm not

  5. jennamccall_08 jennamccall_08
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    *A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
    Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
    *Everyone laughs*
    Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
    *Dead silence*.

  6. mmeeker713 mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    she walks around with her
    head held high,
    her shoulders back
    & the biggest smile on her face
    little does anyone know that
    her head if full of mixed emotions
    her shoulders are weak &
    that smile is holding back the tears&the pain

  7. only1truebelieber08 only1truebelieber08
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    When someone tells a joke,
    and you say "ohh haha" when you don't understand the joke at all.

  8. desireelynn1001 desireelynn1001
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    A jealous women,does better researchthan the FBI.

  9. winnie* winnie*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Single isn't a status.
    It's a word that describes a person who's strong enough to enjoy life without depending on others.//♥//
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 f o r m a t

  10. aaleinad76 aaleinad76
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    "Aww..someone needs a hug!!"
     "Don't touch me!"
     


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. courtneypaulics courtneypaulics
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl that would burst out laughing . . .
    because of something that happened yesterday

  13. morgan143 morgan143
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    The only "b" word a man should call a women is beautiful♥

  14. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Yes, I am STUPID;
    Smart
    Talented
    Unique
    Petite
    Imperfect
    Different
    fave if you're one of those too
    format credit: jade672

  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Don't count on me,
    Lately all I seem to do is
    disappoint people

  16. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    89,000 people die every night in their sleep for no reason at all.
    Incase I never hear from you again, I just want to say....
    I love you and goodnight.
    I hope you are lucky enough to wake up tomorrow .

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    i know some people that are so idiotic
    that sometimes I am genuinely confused as to how they are still alive.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    one direction.
    i think that is all i need to say... ♥

  19. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
    who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
    that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
    the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
    put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
    and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
    but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
    us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
    "In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
    To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
    "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    "Tray up!"
    day.made.

  20. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    Dear Cupid,
    Shoot us both next time? Thanks.
    jayciecutie01

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