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  1. WishingLily WishingLily
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    Substitute Teacher :
    "Does you normal teacher let you do that?"
    Students:
    "YES..."

  2. kaylesfromwales kaylesfromwales
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Life's not the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
    So don't ever forget those moments(:
    ^I know a few people who do that♥ the name are Livs and Julesy a few more but they are the bestest ever xD oh and the hawtest people on the earth :D

  3. karmasaleen karmasaleen
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    You are what you eat ?
    Well that' s awkward
    Because your a dick

  4. cactus cactus
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REMEMBER KIDS,
    if a stranger offers you drugs, you thank them.
    because drugs are very expensive.

  5. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    fave if you've ever lied ;
    if you don't fave you're lying. ♡

  6. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    "You just elbowd my boob"
    "You just boobed my elbow.."

  7. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    So the principle, and the teachers at my school,started makeing FAKE facebook acounts and look at all there students walls, and photos. They call up there parents and ask them if there aware of what there child is doing online.
    Fav if you think thats wrong and a total invasion of privacy

  8. xbextruex xbextruex
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  10. saroona saroona
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:55am UTC
    Fav if u have stardoll and write commet ur name :D mine is Saroona_1

  11. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:15am UTC
    Thank you, hand sanitizer
    for letting me know I have a cut on my hand.

  12. tears4confusion tears4confusion
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you realize that that little round sticker with the 'S' on it indicating 'small' is still on your shirt... stuck to your boob...
    n o t m yformat.

  13. Missdaviesxxx Missdaviesxxx
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Fave if;
    Your shorter than......
    5'6 :Dxxx!!

  14. thaniaitzelmunozx3 thaniaitzelmunozx3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    I wish witty notifications,
    would get sent to my phone like facebook notifications. ♥

  15. youmetragedyx youmetragedyx
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when your boyfriend breaks up with you
    For your identical twin sister..

  16. xxsammy02xx xxsammy02xx
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Fave for lip gloss!
    Comment for lipstick and you're favourite shade :D x

  17. MadAlice MadAlice
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    Did you know that,
    "Dammit I'm mad,"spelled backwards is
    "Dammit I'm mad"?
    Your mind = blown.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. heatherwoodb03 heatherwoodb03
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    I've always wondered
    what women in jail do when they are on their period. ♥
    all minee nmf

  19. xoxohaileyxoxo xoxohaileyxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    It's raining, it's pouring,
    the old man is snoring..
    Fave if you remember this

    nmf

  20. LEiGHTON LEiGHTON
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.
    n m f

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