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KendallJTeam

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Member Since: 26 Aug 2011 11:14pm

Last Seen: 3 Mar 2012 06:54pm

user id: 212250

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  1. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    mom can i..." "no." "mom please?" "no." "but, mom..." "no." ......"hey, dad!

  2. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
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    January 29, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Do me a favor?" "Does it involve me getting up?" "...Yes." "Then no."

  3. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
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    January 28, 2012 11:50pm UTC
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  4. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
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    January 28, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    Whenever there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"

  5. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Girls wear to much Photoshop these days

  6. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
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    January 28, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?"

  7. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    I just saw the little neighbor boy putting whip cream on his pet cat, pretty sure he over heard something he wasn't supposed to...

  8. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Comment Your Birthday
    & find your twin ! (:

  9. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
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    January 21, 2012 8:30pm UTC
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  10. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    *Falls Down*
    Mom: What was that noise?
    Me: A shirt fell...
    Mom: That sounded heavier than a shirt........
    Me: I may or may not have been in it when it fell

  11. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Apple is coming out with
    a product for asians.......
    The iOpener

  12. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too......

  13. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    A girl from my school commited suicide on Tuesday. She couldn't take the bulling. She had enough. Because of you bullies out there, you put and end to a life.
    R.I.P Harmony <3

  14. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Stop taking pictures of your meal at a restaurant.
    No one cares.
    Eat it.

  15. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    T e a c h e rs a re fo rg e tin g w h a t s c h o o l is re a lly a b o u t
    We go to school to learn. We don't go to get 10,000 pounds of homework, take 8 test in 1 week, and to get stressed out. How is doing all that stuff getting an education, and making you smart, when You can't even keep track of what you need to study for, and how many test you have. None of this is helping because guess what? This generation is getting dumber and dumber by the minute! OPEN YOUR EYES TEACHERS!
    HONESTLY.

  16. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    fudge i dropped my fudge.......................

  17. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Okat admit it,
    we all know witty is starting to get less entertaining and funny because theres no swearing.

  18. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Put down the scissors, and look ahead. God loves you ✄

  19. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Teacher: *blah blah blah*
    Me: ..........................
    Teacher: More *blah blah*
    ME: wtf???......................

  20. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    i got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party...... when you here an arab counting down from ten your instincs kick in.....

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