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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    I wasn't mad
    then you asked me 7
    times if i was mad.
    Well...
    Now I'm mad.
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    I walk around while brushing my teeth
    because I get too bored just standing there.

  4. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Dogs:
    can predict cancer
    ,
    and help blind people walk
    Cats:
    can crap in a box

  5. arose15 arose15
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    You're at your high school reunion...
    DJ: Okay people. Lets play a classic.
    Song: You're insecure. Don't know what for. . .
    Me: MOVE ASIDE! This i s my jam.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. lynzee lynzee
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Getting on computers
    at school and
    thinking:
    these have got to be the slowest computers on Earth
    nmf

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    "There is no such thing as a ugly girl,
    every girl is beautiful
    in there own way
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. MrsJeremyBlackburn MrsJeremyBlackburn
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:23pm UTC
     
    ….

    Don’t break a girl’s heart because she’ll probably write a bestselling album about you.
     
     
     

  9. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Nothing Rhymes with Orange
    False,
    Orange and Nothing Does Not Rhyme

  10. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    HERE'S TO
    THE KIDS WHO
    MEMORIZE
    LYRICS FASTER
    THAN VOCABULARY
    TERMS.

  11. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    who else remembers:
    BECAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAY,
    YOUR TAKING ONE DOWN,
    YOU SING A SAD SONG,
    TO TURN IT AROUND...

  12. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:12pm UTC
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  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Juan Direction release their debut album “Mexican All Night”
    featuring the songs:
    What Makes You Mexican
    Gotta Be Pedo
    One Taco
    More Than Mexican
    Mexican All Night
    I Wish (I had a burrito)
    Tell Me A Lie (like you prefer pizza to tacos)
    Taken (by a Mexican pedofile)
    I Want (A chihuahua)
    Everything About Sombreros
    Same Tacos
    Stole My Burrito
    Also the deluxe version, which includes the songs:
    Stand Up (and salsa dance)
    Moments (with my chihuahua)
    there album cover - 29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25bd6JNcU1r641fao1_500.jpg
    format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

  14. CMcHaNeX3 CMcHaNeX3
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    YOUR MAMA SO FAT, I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND ITS STILL PRINTING!
    HAHA FAVE PLEASE ITS FOR A COMPETITION :)


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. jaybear jaybear
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Me: Algebra, stop making me find your X,Me: She's not coming back.Algebra: But Y?

  17. mick mick
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Dear single girls reading this,
    I feel bad for the guys, because they're missing out on a really beautiful and amazing girl.

  18. tibbsxoxo tibbsxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:55pm UTC
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  19. cari2017 cari2017
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Capital One: what's in your wallet?
    Me: nothing

  20. crazyhamster43 crazyhamster43
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Y.O.L.O
    YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE OREOS .(:

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