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  1. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    you know what p.sses me off to no end
    kids on youtube videos who comment something dumb
    and then somehow justify their comment with "i'm only ten lol xD"
    no.
    no.
    go to bed
    have a hot chocolate
    and
    go
    to
    bed

  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    After being on this website for a long time you develop a weird sense of humor

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    do you think reese witherspoon calls her
    children reese's pieces because i really hope she does

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
    A pastatute

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    by day i am just a regular loser,
    by night i am the same loser only it's nighttime

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    what's the point in having soft, non-chapped
    lips if no one is going to be kissing me.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    a baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear
    unless it's 3am and you're home alone and you don't have a baby

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
    Me: Okay I got this
    Teacher: *calls your name*
    Me: Here
    Me: nailed it

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    when you're signing really loud while
    nobody's around and you're doing pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit the wrong note way off key and you just embarrass yourself is literally the worst because you're not even around anyone. you're just a disgrace to your own ears.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
    Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
    Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching.

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    If you're going through hell,
    keep on going, don't slow down,
    if you're scared don't show it. You might get it before the devil knows
    you're there.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i have been using since i was 10 years old

  13. damon43 damon43
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Youtube is so addicting.
    One minute I'm watching a music video, then I'm learning how to make ice cream

  14. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    I arrived at my house today with a package. Inside were the books: Freedom Writers, Safe Haven, Beautiful Creatures, and Best of Me. And there was a note in his handwriting:
    I know you'd like these more than flowers. Have a wonderful day.
    He's making not falling in love with him very difficult.

  15. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby is called North West?
    That's like Liam Payne naming his child Period.
    some woman said this to the newspaper, thought it was pretty funny xD


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Me at age 11: I'm sometimes get crushes on boys at my school. They're better than celebrities at least, there aren't ANY cute celebrities. Ew. I don't even like boys really.
    Me at age 14: HOT DAYUM LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE COFFEE SHOP OMFG HE'S CUTE. MOM LOOK AT THE TELEVISION HURRY LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL. OMG MOM THE COMMERCIAL CHANGED LOOK AT THIS GUY HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN THE LAST GUY. BRB I'M GOING TO ADD HIM TO MY LIST OF 782 CELEBRITY CRUSHES

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Drake: that's when you're the prettiest.
    One direction: that's what makes you beautiful.
    Big time rush: i don't know why you always get so insecure.
    Jonas brothers: you're beautiful, but you don't even try.
    Kids at school: what is that omg get back to the zoo.

  19. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Here's some future parenting tips:
    1. Never and I mean ever tell your child they are fat. It's great to want to help them lose weight, eat healthy, and exercise, but do not make jokes about their weight, or make them feel self-conscious.
    2. If you and your husband/wife fight a lot, and it's just not working out, stop trying to make it work. Yes, divorce is hard on kids, but you're ruining their childhood and possibly their lives because they have to listen to you fight constantly.
    3. Don't talk at your child, talk to them. They're not stupid, so stop talking to them like they are. They can understand what's going on, you just have to tell them.
    4. Trust them. Trust them until they give you a reason not to. By that, I mean a real reason, not some stupid reason like they said they were doing their homework but they were really on the computer.
    5. Be someone they can count on. You know how hard it is to be a teenager, and feel like you're alone. Show them that they can talk to you, that you're going to be there for them.
    6. No matter what, you love those kids. They are a precious gift that you were blessed with, love them. Protect them, cherish them, and love them.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I'm not even a 2nd choice.
    I'm like an 8th choice and sometimes a 10th.

:)

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