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AyeItsCynthia
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 2:16am UTC

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night.
The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."

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soccerstarx2
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September 10, 2011 5:38pm UTC

Guy; You are way too pretty to be single.
Girl; You are way too ugly to be flirting with me.

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laurenpartingtonxx
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 3:05pm UTC

"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."

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idance
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 1:47pm UTC

not my format.
only at mcdonalds
do they say
"sorry about your wait."
and really mean,
"weight."
♥

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love_him_always
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 6:42pm UTC

September 12, 2009
he asked me to be his girlfriend
My answer: Yesss!!!♥
September 12, 2011
he got down on one knee & asked me to marry him My answer: Yes, of course♥
I Love You Eric David Massey Jr Forever & Always!
i posted earlier today but more people are on in the afternoon && i really wanna share with witty girls
nmf
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sunnyd721
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September 10, 2011 11:33am UTC

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 3:16pm UTC

lying in bed
wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee. ♥

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BloodyKisses
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 1:10am UTC

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Fav If ..
You're Suppose To Be ,
*Sleeping*
*Doing Homework*
*Studying*
But Instead Your On Witty.
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lovelife6
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 10:09pm UTC

Girls have a bad habit of
holding on for too long. guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

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Gymdancer288
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 8:45pm UTC

i'm allergic to haters
side affects may cause me to slap a b*tch

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Enchanted777
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 8:07pm UTC

falling for the boy
that you never would have imagined falling for. ♥

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ClumsyTori
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 9:20pm UTC

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laurralovesyouu
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 1:25pm UTC

Just remember this
if you dont want me now, i dont want you later.

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iheartyoux
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 8:51pm UTC

In the car, singing a slow song,
pretending to be in your own music video.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 8:49pm UTC

The Perfect Boyfriend;
texts you all the time, requests skype dates every night, supports you in everything,
gives you gifts (even though he doesn’t need to), writes you love letters, talks about
you to his family, brags about you to his friends, asks his friends for advice about you, invites
you over to his house basically every day, would prefer to hang out with you than his friends,
tells you he loves you, wants to cuddle with you, hugs you, kisses you, holds your hand,
comforts you, is open with everything, keeps your secrets, tells you his secrets, stops at
your locker, holds your books, doesn’t flirt with other girls, gives you s.p.a.c.e, compliments
you, defends you, protects you, trusts you, sits with you and your friends at school lunches,
takes pictures with you, is honest with you, apologizes right after a fight, goes out of his
way to make you happy, invites you everywhere, never ignores you, lets you have one
of his sweatshirts, plays with your hands, puts his arm around your waist, never insults
you, and never even in the biggest fights, thinks about breaking up with you. ♥

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