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Kalliefornia
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September 4, 2011 7:42pm UTC

IT'S OKAY.
I'LL JUST HIDE THE HURT WITH A SMILE.
LIKE ALWAYS.

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lizxoxo
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 6:51pm UTC

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That baby dinosaur noise
you make when you stretch.
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*nmf

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XxprettixX
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September 4, 2011 2:54pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
♥ ♥ ♥
A Real Man
doesn't have to unbutton your shirt to get a better view of your
Heart
♥♥♥

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tt505
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July 26, 2011 3:33am UTC

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Emily*
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July 26, 2011 10:32pm UTC

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Bunny_Of_Hatee
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 8:25am UTC

Saw A quote that said:
Christians are retards , they actually believe in god....
I mean WHAT??
did she seriously just make fun of Christians
AND mental people??
Witty is not a place to go and say things like that
HELL not even earth is a place to say that!!!

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Lost_in_time
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 10:17am UTC

Dear Spider,
You are tiny. I am a great big
person. I am a grown up. I can
handle this. You are tiny. I am a
great big pe- OMFG IT MOVED!!
Sincerely, my neighbors thought I
was being murdered.

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lovelife6
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 9:33am UTC

when a girl says,
"i'm done," it really means "fight for me."

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RawrBeautifulxo
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 2:00am UTC

Babe, I'm so sorry about everything. I want you in my arms again, and I want to feel your heartbeat. I want to be next to you, and hold you while you cry. I want to be able to make you smile that beautiful smile of yours. I want to lay out in the grass, and stare at the stars with you again. I want you in my life.
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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 12:33pm UTC

My brother: *watching wrestling*
Me: You know this isn't real, right?
My brother: You know Harry Potter isn't real, right?
Me: Only a muggle would say that!

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Belieberz
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 4:07am UTC

How to annoy your parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Pretend that you have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 am and say "Goodmorning sunshines!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.
9. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. In public yell "No mom! I will not snog you!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Switch the light botton on and off for a while then yell "OH! I GET IT!!"
14. Try to climb the wall.
15. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I can see dead people"
16. Eat your hair
¨.
17. At everything they say, yell "LIAR!"
18. When you take a shower yell "I'M DROWNING!"
19. Tap on their door all night and say "Help me ajhsdbkzjhvb"
20. Talk to the commercial guy on the TV about your problems.
nmf/nmq

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lovelife6
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 10:05am UTC

posing for 10 seconds
while taking a picture, then finally realizing it's a video.

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lovelife6
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 9:49am UTC

when a girl is silent,
she's either over thinking,
tired of waiting, falling apart,
crying inside or all of the above.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 12:17pm UTC

IF THERE EVERCOMES A DAYWHEN WE CAN'TBE TOGETHER,KEEP ME IN YOURHEART, I'LL STAYTHERE FOREVER. ♥-WINNIE THE POOH

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nataliacidflores
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July 26, 2011 1:41am UTC

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Biancaaa_xx
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 8:51am UTC

the worst sight in the world is...
{ SEEING YOUR MOTHER CRY }
FAVE IF YOU AGREE
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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LilMissStarz
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 7:11am UTC

Hey! :)
Hey :) I was thinking, we could be friends, or... We could be more than friends, if you know what I mean...
Bestfriends?
No... more ;)
Oh ;) MEGA bestfriends.
-_-

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amandaaax3
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 11:08pm UTC

----------- ♥ -----------
Creating situations in your head
that never happen
[♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥]
quote credit to; whomeverr

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antus_girl
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July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC

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Chellsey
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 1:09am UTC

yes i'm smiling
but don't get your hopes up
because you're not
the reason anymore.
@chellsey

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