Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Jennuhh33

  1. xoemvermox xoemvermox
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2009 12:15pm UTC
    Did you touch my drum set ?
    Nope . . .
    Then why are you so sweaty ?
    I was watching cops.
    - Stepbrothers :D

  2. heydonnailoveyou heydonnailoveyou
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 12:53am UTC
    [thats what she said]
    who is she & why does she keep saying these dirty things ?(:

  3. ekdances ekdances
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2009 6:36pm UTC
    Isn’t is strange...
    how when an animal dies in a movie
    Everyone starts .. crying ..
    But when a human dies
    • • • We s c r e a m • • •
    "AHAHA TAKE THATTTT!”

  4. the_names_caro the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    16 Things To Say When Someone Calls You Crazy
    1. say, Um,no!The voices only come once a week now
    2. "Quite frankly, my imaginary friend just said he disagrees."
    3. Tomarrow, at 6 a.m dont go on the bus! I feel disaster in your future.
    4. Shhh... (and put you finger on their mouth, then run away while doing an interprative dance.)
    5. Twich and blink exsesivly while you disagree.
    6. Act like you can't understand them and scream, " no speak-ey english-ay"
    7. Punch them in the face and say that your anger managment classes are useless.
    8. Ask if crazy is a new drug and look around frantically while you ask how much they charge.
    9. Stare at them without blinking for 20 seconds and lean in close to their face before you answer them.
    10. Blame it on the wolf pack that raised you.
    11. Don't answer, than when they leave jump on their back and threaten that you will sacrifice them.
    12. Make a sexy pose and say, "do you find that attractive?"
    13. Act flahtered and tell them that you're already seeing someone.
    14. Burst into tears and file for harrasment.
    15. Scream at the top of your lungs before they finish what they're saying and run away.
    16. Explain you're just nervous and instead of bitting your fingernails, frantically bite your toenails.

  5. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 12:34am UTC
    20 Ways To Freak Someone Out:
    1.) When they come back from somewhere, yell at them "Where have you been sir?!" ever if it's a she.
    2.) Whenever someone asks you something, quack at them.
    3.) Hum the Mission Impossible theme song in their ear loudly.
    4.) Go up to them, take their hand and say, "I see dead people." then walk away.
    5.) Ask them where they left their moose pants.
    6.) Have random spasms in your seat.
    7.) Ask them for a fork.
    8.) Slam your head against things
    9.) Swim on the floor
    10.) Stare at them wide-eyed until they look at you, then look away, then do it again.
    11.) When they get mad at you, threaten them that you have a pet fish that isn't afraid to bite at them.
    12.) Tell them you love them, then tell them your magic domino told you to say that.
    13.) Growl or bark os hiss (etc.) at them when they speak, then say, "I forgot my medication."
    14.) Tell them that there's a gorilla in your pants.
    15.) Put your arm around them and yell in their ear "HEY BUDDY!"
    16.) In dead silence, say "I left the tub on in the bathroom."
    17.) Talk really slow, when they tell you to talk faster, say "Dora talks slow. And she's my idol. So ... I ... Will ... Talk ... Slow ... Too ... "
    18.) When they say your name, yell "BWACK!"
    19.) When they're talking, laugh hysterically, and when they ask why, tell them "You talk funny."
    20.) Follow there every move; even when they talk.

  6. bl0NdiiE08 bl0NdiiE08
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 10:54am UTC
    who wants the
    p e r f e c t g u y ?
    not me. i don't want anyone perfect.
    i don't want anyone normal, that's just boring.
    i want someone weird. i want someone unpredictible.
    i want someone who lets things slide and who loves to
    laugh and make me laugh. I want someone who will be
    crazy about me and isn't afraid to let everyone know it.
    i want him to be able to tell me to shut up when
    i am bugging him. i want someone who challenges
    me, in every way. i want someone who puts up with me,
    but isn't a pushover. i want someone who ticks me off
    but i can never be mad at.
    [♥][♥][♥]
    but perfect? that's one thing i never want. maybe just
    perfect for me ♥
    crediiiiiiiiiiit tuh basketballfriendslove12
    juss changed it a tadd bitt[:

  7. thatslifee7 thatslifee7
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    I don't want a Prince Charming
    I want someone who teases me
    just to make me laugh;
    I don't want a football player,
    I want a complete dork
    who is unique;
    I don't want some player
    who gets every girl,
    I want a boy who gets
    shy around a girl he likes;
    I don't want a boy who is
    worried about his reputation,
    I want someone who can sing
    like a complete idiot down the
    hallway just for fun;
    I want someone who loves themself
    and loves me
    <3

  8. I_love_you_ha I_love_you_ha
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 7:48pm UTC
    I bet you didn't know
    that I'm terrified of the dark,
    & every time I think of you, I smile.
    I bet you don't know that I love thunderstorms,
    and love dancing in the rain,
    or how much I laugh with my friends
    & how much I truly enjoy being happy.
    I bet you don't know how many tears I've cried just for you,
    or how much I doubt myself every day.
    I bet you don't know how ticklish I am
    or how I can't make decisions
    & how it drives me crazy when you look at me
    this isnt mine and i give the person full credit i just dont remeber who it was so sorry i just changed it a little thanks =]

  9. madiemadie324 madiemadie324
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 8:48am UTC
    because I
    'e f f i nY
    love you, idiot.

  10. Jennuhh33 Jennuhh33
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 1:07pm UTC
    &&;If Sexy was an oreo
    You'd be double stuffed ;)

  11. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  12. ChEeRWhOrE ChEeRWhOrE
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2008 11:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Jennuhh33 Jennuhh33
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2009 12:56pm UTC
    Don't you wish you had a guy like Edward Cullen?
    One that would love you; even though your extremely clutsy.
    One that would hold your hand and show effection around everyone else.
    One that would Do just about anything to make you happy.
    Lastly one that would see you, no makeup on; in the hospital; all bruised up and say
    " wow.. you look beautiful,babe"

  14. Jennuhh33 Jennuhh33
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2009 12:52pm UTC
    Emmett: Fall down again, bella?
    Bella : No emmett, I punched a were-wolf in the face.
    -twilight <3

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles