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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 4:41pm UTC

"frozen is the first disney movie to teach girls that you don't need a man"
"brave is the first disney movie to show the love of a mother an a daughter"
ahem
exCUSE ME
DID Y'ALL SEE THE LITTLE MERMAID 2

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 12:15pm UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 11:24am UTC

Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 4:03pm UTC

english class: *talking about catcher in the rye*
nolan: yeah, holden kind of acts like a teenage girl.
english teacher: be careful with saying that. how does he act like a "teenage girl"?
nolan: well he's really whiney and stuff.
english teacher: and it was in this english 10 h2 english class where we learned that nolan would not get a date to prom.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 10:09pm UTC

you guys don't understand. witty in 2011 & 2012 was sick.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 2, 2014 1:13pm UTC

somewhere
there is a woman in china holding a
black umbrella so she
won't tast the salt of the rain when
the sky begins to weep
there is a 17 year old girl who smells
like pomegranates and has summer air
tight on her naked skin, wrapping
around her scars
like veins in a bloody garden, who
won't make it past tomorrow
there is a young man, who buys yellow
flowers for the woman
in apartment 84b, who learned braille
when he realized she
couldn't read his poetry about her
white neck and mint eyes
there are people watching films,
making love for the first time,
opening mail with the
heading of 'i miss you', cooking
noodles with
organic spices aand red sauces, buying
lemon detergent,
ignoring 'do not smoke' signs,
painting murals
of his lips in abandoned warehouses,
chewing
the words 'i love you' over and over
again, swallowing
phone numbers and forgotten
birthdays, eating
strawberry pies, drinking white wine
off of each
others open mouths, ignoring the
teleophone,
reading this poem
somewhere
someone is thinking
i'm alone
somewhere
someone finally understands
they never really
were
(( poems from my uncles graves ))

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
August 10, 2014 4:18am UTC

And the books upon your shelve tell stories of who you are, but there's more to the picture son. he says you'll play it on your broken guitar.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:17pm UTC

I just hate it when my foot falls asleep
and i have to stomp around like a dinosaur

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伤*
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC

What if the reason the creators of monsters inc waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

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伤*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Josh: this is my worst birthday ever
Drake: why? because you ran over orprah
Josh: no because its a little humid
Josh: YES CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH

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伤*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 3:36pm UTC

There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
and gives them empty smiles and wears
long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
she was beautiful.

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伤*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 12:41pm UTC

I really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic

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伤*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your butt off for a final only to get a B in the class when you deserved an A. You give 110% to someone in a relationship when they only give 40%. You're there for your best friend at 3 a.m. when they need it the most, and the next day they don't pick up their phone. You give something your all and sometimes get little to nothing back. You care so much about someone who doesn't care enough about you to say hi once in a while. You give someone your time, and they give you "Sorry, I'm busy". It seems like you're giving every one everything, and they're just walking away with it.

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伤*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:03pm UTC

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married
to a computer but now i am plankton

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Goodbye, Witty
I want to properly say goodbye to everyone on here.
It was such a pleasure to be a part of this family.
Thank you everyone who read my quotes, who was there for me when I needed.
Witty made me put my mind at work .
Thank you, Steve, for creating this website .
I hope it will become the way you want.
Have a wonderful life, everyone.
I will miss you.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1807
When opening a
pad/tampon in the school
bathroom seems about
as loud as opening
a sunchips bag.
tumblr

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Birds are lucky
because they get to attend concerts for free

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Don't blink;
JUST LIKE THAT, YOU'RE SIX YEARS OLD AND YOU TAKE A NAP,
and you wake up, and you're twenty-five
and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife.
Don't blink;
You just might miss your babies growing like mine did,
TURNING INTO MOMS AND DADS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
your better-half of fifty years is there in bed,
and you're praying God takes you instead.
Trust me friend, a hundred years goes faster than you think,
so don't blink.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
July 4, 2014 11:29pm UTC

There are two types of pain:
One that hurts you, and the other that changes you.

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
July 5, 2014 10:05pm UTC

from a tiny spark may burst a mighty flame

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