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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 6307876
I think we should all just vote for Ellen DeGeneres.
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kolbey_steffensmeier* · 1 decade ago on quote 6307876
That Made my day.
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dragonfly26 · 1 decade ago on quote 6307876
I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing. lol XD
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 6194936
Oh my God, Doctor Who! I'd love to go to class with the Doctor <3
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 6192144
I'm sixteen pounds underweight o.o I'm 4'11 and I weigh 85 lbs.
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 6197872
I know that whale doesn't make the ocean salty, but the second sentence still made me feel kinda weirded out o.o bahah xD
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 6191401
It's not necessarily GOOD for you, being it doesn't boost your health or anything, but it's less likely to kill you like a cigarette or alcohol and they're legal.
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 4616652
It happened with some Asian twins. Two twin sisters married two twin brothers and their children were born as twins :I
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 4284768
I squirted my cousin with the water hose and had to spray myself in the face so she'd stop crying.
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 3429872
Um. Okay.
Hurry Up and Save Me with my .
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 3206333
My best friend uploaded this picture of me on Facebook... I had turquoise hair that was in massive pigtails, I didn't have any makeup on and I was making a retarded face because I was kidding around with her camera. She's friends with almost everyone at my old school and now they get to see how stupid I really am :I
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 5053285
I hate a rotten egg because I'm sexy... xD lol
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 1775978
She's freaky, but she's also my best friend C:
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 5770106
If my dad ever told me that, I'd probably have to have heart surgery again.
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 5763085
Mine is on my middle finger... xD
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 5746478
One time I found twenty dollars in a book after 3 years... :I
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 5731941
I had a dream there was a spider about the size of my head and someone threw it at me. I woke up all creeped out and moving around a lot because I thought it was real.
It was horrible D:
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 5621971
But why would loving be against God's will for us. He never would create things He hates. We are all made in His image, it's not our fault we were born like this. If God created us just to be hated and discriminated then He's definitely a God I want nothing to do with.
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 5454079
Morgan 14 C:
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 1800039
I walk around and pretend I know what I'm doing- pickup and bad of chips, read a magazine, and inside I'm freaking the fug-out.
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 4395994
My mom said I could have sleepovers with gay guys :D
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Izmazu · 1 decade ago on quote 5490140
I think I just died...
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