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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Are you a zombie?
Because you're dead to me.

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zer0*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC

hey this is just a very normal and
serious text post with no hidden
meaning whatsoever

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 5:27pm UTC

when most girls wear hoodies and messy buns
They look amazing
but when i do
i look like i've tried every drug in the world

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:33pm UTC

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oh my god becky look at her butt
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oh my god karen you can't just ask people why they're white
oh my god witty is the best website ever
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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

if i were a spelling bee judge:
me: spell their
contestant: sentence please
me: they're going to build their house over there.
*walks off*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC

"A bird sitting on a tree
Is never afraid of the branch breaking
because her trust is not on the branch
But on its own wings"
>>Always believe in yourself<<

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

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AnInsecureGirl
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Music is a world within itself
with a language we all understand
-Stevie Wonder

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 12:39pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Witty is the only social network
my parents haven't ruined.

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Breeze
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 9:30am UTC

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Catch me if you can
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bella5296
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 6:19am UTC

I've been going to school ever since I was 5
Tonight, I get to walk across the stage
in front of my friends, family and peers,
and get that single piece of paper
that I've worked for ever since
kindergarten.
Tonight, I graduate.
I now have to be an adult.
What?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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