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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:47pm UTC

whenever you're feeling down, remember that
you weren't the girl who turned Liam Payne down 5+ times.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Seven billion people
in this world
and yet, I chose to love the one
that I can never have...

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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 4:01pm UTC

you don't feel pretty.
Y O U J U S T F E E L U S E D .

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Austinn
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Teenager Post # 7710
I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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dezzie3000
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Here’s to the girls who,
who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a big mac
instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up. Who would rather
spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of t-shirts.
Who don't get all the guys. who aren't "popular" but feel like it when they're with
their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't afraid to break a nail.
Who don't always get their own way. Who don't get everything they want. Who
don't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful♥

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Lol So True: #234
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
lolsotrue.com

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 1:36pm UTC

I'M ON THE COMPUTER
so often that it's to the point
where everytime I see other people go
on the computer, I mentally tell them
how much they suck at being on
the computer.

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legit7
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:38pm UTC

My boyfriend sang Little Things to me. ♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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SorrowUnleashed
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Snow: The only time 4 inches will ever excite a girl.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Do you know who's the sexiest guy on earth?
Don't read the second word because it's One Direction.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 5:16pm UTC

click to see this quote

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 4:40pm UTC

who needs
SOCIAL NETWORKS
when you
got witty?

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 8:15pm UTC

If a murderer wanted to lure me
out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my
wifi cause sure as heck im gonna go
see why it isn't wokring.

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breathlesss_
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:36pm UTC

It's crazy to think
that a ghost could be
humping you right now,
and you'd have no way to know

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Jade672
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 7:30am UTC

Here's to the girls who,
who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a big mac
instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up. Who would rather
spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of t-shirts.
Who don't get all the guys. who aren't "popular" but feel like it when they're with
their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't afraid to break a nail.
Who don't always get their own way. Who don't get everything they want. Who
don't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 3:00pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Close Witty, close laptop, go to bed.
Unlock phone, check witty.

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PsychoFactzzz
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Psycho Fact
If you can quickly respond to something with a sarcastic remark, your brain is healthy.
psychofactz.com
nmf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Interviewer: "Unfortunately your world record for selling the most books was over taken by 50 shades of grey."
JK Rowling: "Yes, imagine how many copies I would've sold if Harry was a bit more creative with his wand."nmf/mq

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