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ohsteph
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 3:31pm UTC

My hair straightener instructions read:
Caution:
Do not use while sleeping.
Well there go my plans
for the day.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 5:09pm UTC

Don't ask for my opinion
And get mad when I tell you the truth.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 3:25am UTC

&& the worst feeling in the world.,
--->>is not knowing whether you should wait or give up. <3

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susieel0vex
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 7:30pm UTC

if you did not see it with your own eyesor hear it with your own ears.don't invent it with your small mind & share it with your b i g m o u t h.W i z K h a l i f a. ♥

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LoveLiz23
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 8:27pm UTC

if you're cooler than me; d o e s n ' t t h a t m a k e m e h o t t e r t h a n y o u .? (;

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 8:26pm UTC

Pretending to die
in front of your pet,,
to see if it tries to save you ...

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chikitilla96
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 10:12pm UTC

My Level Of Maturity
Depends On Who I'm With ;)

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MyHomiesBeKrunk
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 10:42am UTC

today, i want to
have fun. laugh forever. relax. do my best. play around. act like a loser. enhance my inner dork. not worry what others think. shake 'em off. be myself.
&& not think about him.
♥

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woahxx3
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 2:26pm UTC

if it didn't really matter,
you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking
about it.
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1.03.01

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beebeebounce
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 8:25am UTC

Someone asked me.
"What do you see in him??
I replied
"everything you dont."

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 11:58am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with
♥

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JustADream_
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 9:37am UTC

Opening a test paper
& seeing the first question and thinking
“Yup, I’m screwed.”

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Jade672
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 4:27am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
Some ones zipper is undone & you don't know how to tell them because you cant explain why you were looking.

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 1:45pm UTC

Di Caprio never died in Titanic
The end scene of Titanic is of him going underwater. The beginning scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach.
Its like a movie within a movie

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
May 23, 2011 6:53pm UTC

Yeah I have flaws.
I can creep you out, be a little too hyper, i can get jelous, be dorky, forgetful, impatient, lazy,
i procrastinate, i can get afraid, im perverted, im sometimes wrong, stupid, shy, bitchy,
dumb, a drama queen, quiet, gullible, shy, stalkish, and a fool.
But thats who i am. And who I'm always gonna be.
So deal with it.
♥

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steppphhh
posted a quote
November 9, 2010 3:09pm UTC

i don't think i was in love with him.
i think i was in love with the fact that i could actually be
happy for once. ♥

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3k9
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 1:13pm UTC

Missing 11:11 is
g o d ' s w a y o f t e l l i n g y o u t h a t
y o u h a v e e v e r y t h i n g y o u n e e d. ♥

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An'*
posted a quote
December 11, 2010 7:12pm UTC

it sucks when you're ignored by the person
who's attention is the only thing you want in the world. ♥

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live_kasey_live
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 6:30pm UTC

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'LIKE', 'LOVE', 'IN LOVE', IS THE SAME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN'FOR NOW', 'FOR A WHILE', AND 'FOREVER'.

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MaddieBabbyy
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 6:03pm UTC

I could sit here and say that I wish I'd never of met you.
I could say that you changed.
I could say I had no feelings for you any longer.
I could say that I don't want you in my life any longer.
I could say I feel bad for the next girl you meet meets...
but I'd be lying.♥
I'm glad I met you, you taught me so much and we shared amazing times together.
You didn't change, we simply grew apart.
I'll always have feelings for you.
I want you in my life more than anything.
She's the luckiest girl in the world.♥

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