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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you're so hot, you have to stalk your own profile.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    So you think I jock quotes from other wittians?
    How about the possibility that we both saw it online and that I would never, ever do something like that?
    So you think that makes me unoriginal and fake?
    How about I've been trying as hard as I ever tried to change that and I had a good amount of original quotes before?
    So you think I'm some jerk who doesn't care about the girls on here, just the faves?
    How about I answer every comment on my profile and if someone is ever feeling sad or depressed or worried or just wants to say Hi, I will talk to them for hours?
    So you think it's annoying that I get Top Quote alot?
    How about I follow over 1,000 people and people follow me and we both get to see eachothers quotes?
    So you think I'm not a guy because I LIKE to talk nice to you girls and I actually respect you?
    How about I was raised well and I really do care?
    So you think that if you comment something mean on my profile I'll write something equally horrible back, proving my un-worthyness of my number of faves?
    How about EVERY hate comment I've ever got I explain myself in the nicest way I know how and EVERY time I find that these "haters" are amazingly nice people who I love talking to?
    How about
    You don't know me at all?
    Don't Judge.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    credittofuckerr
    I can't hear you.
    I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

  4. teenager_posts teenager_posts happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#161
    *Low Battery* *Low Battery* *Low Battery* Well, apperently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds.
    nmf.nmq.

  5. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    So today, I'm ten weeks pregnant :)
    Time flies by.
    So I figured it was about time to share another little story about Zach with you guys.
    Well this was about a couple months after he first started chemo.
    We were sitting in his living room watching The Notebook.
    I made the mistake of telling him I'd never seen it before.
    So we were watching, and it got to the end. I won't ruin it, for those who haven't seen it.
    But when it flashed back to the birds, he said;
    "I hope we love each other forever, just like they did."
    And I was kind of shocked, so I said;
    "We've got a while, babe."
    And his response;
    "Let's start now. I love you."
    First time he ever told me he loved me.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    People in 1912 probably thought we would have flying cars. but no.
    We just have backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    APPARENTLY TWILIGHT IS SO POPULAR BECAUSE TEENS CAN RELATE TO IT.
    YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS A VAMPIRE.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    Whose laugh is funnier than the joke.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² (OHH)(LA)² = Bad Romance
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    nmq!

  10. chrissaysrawr chrissaysrawr
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:26am UTC
    I have 5 fingers for a reason...
    Thumb - To show the world i'm going to be ok
    Index - To pick out my dearest family members
    Middle - For those jerks that push me too far
    Ring - For that special someone
    Pinky - For my best friends & the promises i'll never break
    nmf nmq

  11. teenager_posts teenager_posts happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#160
    WHERE YOUR PEN GOES WHEN YOU DROP IT:
    3% - right where you dropped it.
    5% - 10 feet away from you.
    92% - into another dimension, never to be seen again.
    nmf.nmq.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh wait, you're crying.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, and three decades. I've seen the Twin Towers fall, the first black president, a prince marry a commoner and Bin Laden killed.
    I'm not even 20.
    format by jimmy365

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    If history repeats itself,
    I am so getting a dinosaur
    nmf

  15. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:48am UTC
    ‎Even though I finished my test first,
    I wait for someone else to get up.

  16. bmth123579 bmth123579
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:49am UTC
    And shes at the airport :'( i havent slept all night i am going to miss her n her elegent body with all her persoanlity her amazingness the careing warm ebrass she gives me for a week n a half i miss her so much :'(

  17. evertonchick01 evertonchick01
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:35am UTC
    We should have a day were all of the Wittians have to wear purple for 1 day. Called Wittians Day, possibly on the 7th March! fav for thisn day. tell other wittians too!

  18. zepinkafrican1D zepinkafrican1D
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:36am UTC
    sometimes
    I feel like screaming, till someone really hears me.

  19. Poppy4ever98 Poppy4ever98
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:37am UTC
    Awkwardly
    trying to get someone to look away while you type in your pass word
    Nmf

  20. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:38am UTC
    ‎I love it when teachers say
    ''you think its funny''?
    Obviously it is.

:)

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