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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    I’m tired of being the ugly friend.. the one who they say “You look fine” too, lying straight through their
    teeth.. you look in the mirror and you wanna cry.. then there’s that one time you look in the mirror and feel a little bit confident, but then when you go into the social world and let down your shield, the names flow … “Weird, freak, emo, stupid, fat, ugly, cross-eyed, crooked teeth.” And every other word they can think of. “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me” its a lie … the words don’t break your bones, they break your heart.. they break your confidence, how you look at yourself.. We all wish we could open our minds and they would see how we felt.. maybe they’d care then.. you hope they’d look into your eyes and see how you feel about yourself.. how you spend nights alone, how you spend HOURS doing your hair and makeup just to look presentable.. please …think before you speak.

  2. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:16am UTC
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    Gaining a new follower,
    and feeling like youre
    JESUS.
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    cookiedoughformats

  3. Witty_Guy_Here_ Witty_Guy_Here_
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 7:32am UTC
    unfortunately, our society sends a huge
    message. unless you are g o o d l o o k i n g, you don't matter as much.

  4. Witty_Guy_Here_ Witty_Guy_Here_
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 12:05am UTC
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  5. Witty_Guy_Here_ Witty_Guy_Here_
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 3:45am UTC
    I was late coming into school again and my head teacher was furious.
    She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"
    "Slept in," I shrugged.
    "For goodness sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"
    "You're looking lovely today." I replied.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    Parents: Your room is a mess.
    Me: You should see my life.

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Me: Wow, I hope he says hi today...
    Him: *Walks by without even noticing my existence*

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Grammar is important!
    Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse
    and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

  9. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    I never see other people in their car singing,
    so like I must be the only person who sings in the car? Oh ok.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List
    so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Me everyday of my life: I'm bored and hungry and tired help

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    So there's a mini golf course near where I live with a bunch of giant, plastic
    dinosaurs and stuff scattered around the place and there's a dinosaur named Steve there. A dinosaur. Named Steve. My life is complete.

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Me watching the Hunger Games.
    Effie Trinket: And the girl tribute is... Primrose Everdeen!
    Me: OH MY GOD NO HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE SHE WAS ONLY ENTERED IN ONCE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO PRIM NO
    Prim: ~looks around in disbelief, but starts to advance forward~
    Katniss: PRIM!! PRIM!! NO! I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER!!
    Me: OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO KATNISS OMG
    Effie Trinket: Ahh, a volunteer? And what is your name dear?
    Katniss: ...Katniss Everdeen
    Effie Trinket: Let's give a big hand to our first ever District 12 volunteer!!
    District 12: ~gives little hope signal~
    Me: OMG OMG ~cries more than Katniss's family cries for her~

  14. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  15. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 9:28am UTC
    My summary of Twilight
    Bella: Nobody gets me
    Edward: I get you
    Bella: You get me?
    Edward: I get you
    Edward: Nobody gets me
    Bella: I get you
    Edward: You get me?
    Bella: I get you
    Jacob: I get you
    Bella: You get me?
    Jacob: I get you
    Bella: You don't get me
    Bella: He didn't get me
    Edward: I get you
    Bella: I get you too
    Edward:
    Bella:
    Edward:
    Bella: I have feelings and stuff

  16. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    I hate it when my parents never let me go anywhere
    and then ask me why i am always on the computer

  17. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:42am UTC
    That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no

  18. Nepzgal Nepzgal
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 10:35am UTC
    The Doctor: Hello! Laptop. Gimme.
    Jeff: No, no, no, no, no.
    The Doctor: It's fine, give it here.
    Jeff: Hang on!
    The Doctor: Blimey! Get a girlfriend Jeff.
    Oh and delete you internet history!
    -Doctor Who

  19. boo1255 boo1255
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 11:14am UTC
    why do we have tail bones and no tail
    like why can't I have a tail I want a f/u.cking tail
    also wings

  20. HJD12345 HJD12345
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 11:18am UTC
    DO YOU REMENBER WHEN YOU HAD THAT CRUSH ON...
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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