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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:23am UTC
    today I burnt my tongue on a piece of pizza
    and I think that is a very strong metaphor saying that sometimes the thing you love most in life will hurt you

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SH/T ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T???

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    me with guys i know: omg he's off-limits he's a whole 3 years older than me
    me with celebrities: come on, he's only 20 years older than me

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:48am UTC
    carly rae jepsen: hey i just met you
    carly rae jepsen: and this is crazy
    carly rae jepsen: but here's my number
    carly rae jepsen: so call me maybe
    simon cowell: it's a no from me

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
    mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    what if the internet doesn't actually exist and
    you're just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and you're talking to people

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    Parents: Your room is a mess.
    Me: You should see my life.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Just because I can't sing,
    doesn't mean I won't sing.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 11:40am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I'm feeling lazier
    than the guy that drew the Japanese flag.

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 11:23am UTC
    when
    you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    "Don't try to be anyone else because that's what makes you not swaggy."
    - an actual quote from Justin Bieber

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    there is a line in twilight that says Bella "caught herself whistling as she skipped down the stairs"
    cAN YOU IMAGINE KRISTEN STEWART WHISTLING AND SKIPPING DOWN STAIRS
    OH MY GOD

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    a few important things:
    - most human beings do not naturally have a thigh gap
    - a thigh gap is not an indication of weight
    - thigh gaps are not dependant on weight, they are dependant on how wide your hips are
    - ribs and hipbones aren't meant to be very visible in a female human being who is a healthy weight
    - collarbones are not meant to jut out heaps
    - it's normal to have rolls on your stomach when you sit down or bend over
    - it is normal to have a stomach that curves out a little bit
    - most girls have stretch marks somewhere on their bodies; it comes with growing up and growing out
    - stretch marks are not a sign of being fat, they are a sign of growing
    - BMI charts are not accurate at all
    -six-pack abs are not necessary to be healthy, be fit, or look good
    - eating whenever you are hungry is perfectly fine
    - the majority of girls have one breast bigger than the other (same goes for foot and hand sizes)
    - the best way to get a bikini body: put your body in a bikini
    - it is okay not to show off your body but it is also okay to show off your body as long as you're not mean to others about their bodies
    - your body is yours to do with what you want

  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 2:13am UTC
    i wanna change my password to "incorrect" so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
    format credit rajsonkar

  15. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Today in school,
    someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
    "This world sucks, so I created my own."

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    have you ever had a legitimate crush on
    an actor like to the point where you're not even fangirling anymore, you just actually love them.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 1:53am UTC
    me: *scrolling through top quotes*
    me: oh i saw that on tumblr
    me: i saw that on tumblr too
    me: that was also on tumblr
    me: you copied that from tumblr and yet you spelt it wrong?
    me: no, you are NOT cool. you are stealing quotes.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 4:54am UTC
    punctuation makes a huge difference.
    "I'm sorry. I love you."
    "I'm sorry I love you."

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:24am UTC
    what's the point of blurring out
    the middle finger on tv, like ooooh you have fooled me so hard, what's behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    i hate it when i say i hate everyone
    and then someone is just like "oh expect me of course lol"
    ha ha no. especially you.

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