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celestialerror*
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February 27, 2014 8:58pm UTC

Every time I see a
smile grace your lips,
I can't help but wish
it was me making you
smile like that.
(DS)

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MadiCakes
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February 26, 2014 11:19pm UTC

I'd rather have a life filled with,
"Oh wells"
Than a life filled with
"What ifs"

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BravoSierra
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February 26, 2014 5:25pm UTC

"Big boobs don't count if you're fat."
"Yeah well big dícks don't count if you are one."

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 12:03am UTC

if i was a carebear id probably have the wifi symbol on my tummy

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 8:05am UTC

With Heaven above you
There's hell over me.

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Kayla*
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February 19, 2014 2:49pm UTC

"She loved mysteries so much that she became one."
- Paper Towns, by John Green

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 5:33pm UTC

someone somewhere is meeting
the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 7:24pm UTC

Why are there 15 year olds in the Olympics
When my only talents are crying over band members and marathoning animes?

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Fay*
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 2:27pm UTC

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and
some people manage to get on every single f*cking of them

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 5:39pm UTC

Alfred: So what do you have planned for valentines day
Me: murder
Alfred: that's the spirit

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 12:22am UTC

You text me
I respond 15 seconds later
and apparently you die of excitement
because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response.

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Apologetic*

posted a quote
February 2, 2014 12:31am UTC

can we throw a virtual dance party bc i cannot dance and you all might die from laughing.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 8:17pm UTC

imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 8:04pm UTC

I bet satan greets you with the "hey hey hey" from blurred lines

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SANDD*
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 9:18am UTC

LOVE CHANGES
EVERYTHING,
SO FILL THE
WORLD WITH IT

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SomeoneShouldSayIt
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January 21, 2014 10:33pm UTC

Ive learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people never forget how you made them feel. -Maya Angelou

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SomeoneShouldSayIt
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January 21, 2014 10:35pm UTC

You never know when you're going to meet someone. And your whole wide world comes undone. -Chris Daughtry

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SomeoneShouldSayIt
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 10:40pm UTC

LESSON IN LIFE
a wise man sits in a theater and cracks a joke. everyone laughs like crazy. after a moment, he cracked the same joke again. this time, less people laughed. he cracked the same joke again and again. when there was no more laughing, he said "you cant laugh at the same joke again and again so why cry over the same thing again and again?"

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