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BravoSierra
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February 22, 2012 1:27pm UTC

STORE: You break it, you buy it.
ME: I break it, I walk away awkwardly and hope nobody saw.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 1:36pm UTC

TEACHER: Where's your homework?
STUDENT: Written in the stars.
TEACHER: Where?
STUDENT: A million miles away
TEACHER: Why are you telling us this?
STUDENT: A message to the main.
TEACHER: Do you want to miss spring break?
STUDENT: Seasons come and go.
TEACHER: You better change your attitude.
STUDENT: I will never change.
TEACHER: You can go down to the principals office.
STUDENT: I'm on my way.
nmq

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC

She straightens her hair
puts on her eyeliner,
glosses her lips &
takes one last look in the mirror,
all for the boy who will never care.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:25am UTC

My attitude
is based on
how you treat me.

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
Interviewer: If you could snog anybody in this room tonight who would it be?
Liam: Niall Horan...
Niall: O.o
Format by Sandrasaurus

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:35am UTC

Did you know?
best friend is 10 letters long,
and so is lying b**ch?
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Softball2112
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC

This is gross
here, taste it
♥
come on, you know you've all done it :)

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:55pm UTC

One Direction things#80
Zayn has four tattoos
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Interviewer: So what tells you that you've made it officially in the music buisiness?
Harry: Getting a number one album
Niall: Winning a Brit
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I'm so proud of my boys
they've accomplished that and so much more!

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MaeMae103
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:43pm UTC

What you do when people sing Happy Birthday to you:
5%-sing.
10%-Smile.
85%- Sit there like an idiot trying to figure out what to do with yourself.
Nmq
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Being an only child must suck,
I mean, you have no one to blame for what you did.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:22am UTC

☃
On a test, it told me to name 5 animals from Antartica.
And I said 3 penguins and 2 polar bears.
Is that wrong?
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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:14pm UTC

I've always wondered...
Why are so many gym teachers fat?
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC

One Direction things#79
Harry sponsers a charity that is trying to find a cure for brain tumors.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC

One Direction things#75
The X Factor producers wanted to put Niall on a diet..
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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MsEmilyHoran
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February 21, 2012 4:27pm UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:31am UTC

Did you know?
12 newborns will be given
to the wrong parents daily?
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:37pm UTC

One Direction things#78
One Direction won a Brit Award for WMYB
i'm so proud :D
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:38am UTC

Did you know?
that "listen" and "silent"
are spelled with the same letters?
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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC

REMEMBER:
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack them in the face.

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