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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 5:07pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#2
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
nmf/nmq

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 5:02pm UTC

"Things to do in Walmart"
#1
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official
tone, & say
"I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,"
and see what happens.
nmf/nmq

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 25, 2011 4:59pm UTC

Anatidaephobia
the fear that somewhere in the world
a duck is watching you

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 24, 2011 8:46pm UTC

For every fave
i will do a
"Things to do in Walmart"

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 24, 2011 5:46pm UTC

Today i was at the mall
i was hit in the head with a peper wad
I opened it to read
"I heard that theres someone in the world for everyone and I sure hope it's you.
Marry me someday?"
And turned around to meet the gaze of the most beautiful boy I had ever seen.
We have a date tomorrow.
Matt, your love at first sight, GMH.
nmf/nmq♥

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October 22, 2011 9:58am UTC

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October 22, 2011 9:08am UTC

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October 21, 2011 9:55pm UTC

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October 20, 2011 7:35pm UTC

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 20, 2011 6:59pm UTC

Anyone wanna be
the coolest person ever
and make me an awesome
CCS layout ?
nmf

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 19, 2011 8:08pm UTC

Getting up at 5 in the morning really messes with me
how do i know this?
i spent about 45 seconds
searching the back of my deodorant
for the calorie count
before i put it on

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 19, 2011 8:00pm UTC

Today I was...
washing my hands and face in the bathroom
when i looked up and saw a spider on my cheek
panicking i slapped my face as hard as i could to kill it
Turns out the spider was on the mirror
FML
nmf/nmq

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October 18, 2011 10:10pm UTC

A woman picked up several items from the discount store.
When she finally got up to the checker she learned that one of her items was missing a price tag.
Imagine her embarassemnet when the cashier calls over the inter com
"PRICE CHECK ON TAMPAX SUPER SIZE!
it gets worse
the worker didnt hear correctly, he thought he said "THUMBTACKS"
The worker called back over the intercom
"DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

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October 18, 2011 9:49pm UTC

Chris
Just got thru somking weed wid mah hommies
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Zack
yeeaaaa budddiiieee
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Mandy
WTF Aren't you in like 5th grade?
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No 6th
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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 18, 2011 8:25pm UTC

Anyone else
look at other girls
then look at themselves and say
"Well, i'm going to die alone...."nmf

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 18, 2011 7:24pm UTC

Justin Bieber
So excited that Edward finaly asked me to go out with him!
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Edward Cullen
OMG Love...i told you not to tell anyone
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Bella Swan
Excuse me?! Whats going on here?!
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Edward Cullen
Now look what you did....
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Justin Bieber
Back off Bella, Edward needs to be with a real man!
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Edward Cullen
;)
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Bella Swan
I should have known when you started sparkling...
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October 18, 2011 7:11pm UTC

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October 18, 2011 7:02pm UTC

Those days when you feel like
The forever alone guy has more friends than you

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 18, 2011 6:23pm UTC

[] Gotten a referral
[x]Gotten detention
[]Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
[]Gotten suspended
[x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[] Missed school cause you felt like it
[] skipped class at least 1 time
[] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] Went on MySpace, Friendster , xanga , or Witty on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called people during school hours
[X] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
[x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] Gotten a call home
[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Gotten a detention and didn't go
[] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] Slept in class
[] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
[] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
[] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[] Treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL: 17
now times this by 3…
I am 51% hated at school
:D

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October 15, 2011 8:57pm UTC

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