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Icantthinkofafrickenname

1. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 15, 2011 9:09am UTC
   Today ...
   I went to the Dunkin Donuts drive though
   and asked for an iced coffee
   after no response i started screaming about bad service
   after a while
   a woman comes out to my car
   and said " Please pull up to the speaker"
   I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes
   fml
   nmf/nmq
   ♥
   
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2. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 14, 2011 10:44pm UTC
   Today
   I saw a car with a huge dent in the side
   written around the dent it said
   Chuck Norris Spit Here
   <3
   nmf/nmq
   ♥
   
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3. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 14, 2011 4:17pm UTC
   Today ...
   So today i beat my brother for the first time at COD
   I never win so i was pretty happy
   my brother was not
   so later that day when i was in the shower
   my brother snuck into the bathroom and yelled
   "Napalm Strike!"
   and threw our cat over the shower curtain
   it was like throwing
   a furry grenade from Hell
   fml
   nmf/nmq
   BTW THE CAT WAS FINE
   ♥
   
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4. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 13, 2011 9:27pm UTC
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5. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 12, 2011 10:07pm UTC
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6. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 12, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   Today on facebook...
   I made my status,
   "Welcome to the world Macy Rose. You are already my new favorite cousin :)"
   it got 2 likes :/
   My sister made her status
   "Period Blood smells like Shrimp"
   121 likes -_-
   fml
   nmf/nmq
   ♥
   
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7. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 11, 2011 4:59pm UTC
   You told me you loved me
   so why did you go?
   away?
   
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8. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 11, 2011 4:55pm UTC
   I need guy friends. :'(
   
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9. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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   October 10, 2011 11:47am UTC
   judging someone doesn't define who they are
   its defines who YOU are
   
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10. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    October 10, 2011 12:09am UTC
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11. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    October 10, 2011 12:01am UTC
    credittokclove5layouts
    hi
    hi
    hi
    hi
    type here
    Its like I don't exist
    like i'm just another face in the year book
    another person that roams the halls
    nobody important
    invisible
    hi
    and it kills mekclove5(c)
    type here
    hi
    hi
    hi
    
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12. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    October 7, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    *****
    You can be the Peaunt Butter to my jelly
    You can be the butterflies i feel in my belly
    You can be the captain
    and I can be you first mate
    you can be the chills that i feel on our first date
    you can be the hero
    and i can be your sidekick
    You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
    We're the perfect two <3
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Auburn- Perfect Two
    
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13. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    October 3, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    ♥
    It takes ten times as long to put yourself
    back together as it does to
    fall apart
    -Finnick Odair♥
    
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14. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    October 2, 2011 12:59pm UTC
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15. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    October 1, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Anyone want a Best WItty Friend?!
    Sometimes i'm cool
    sorta.... hehe
    
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16. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    September 30, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    Its 11:11 make a wish(:
    Okay, what did u wish 4?
    I wished that you and I could be together as long as possible<3(:
    Awh<3(:
    What'd you wish 4? <3
    .... A pony.....
    nmf/nmq
    
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17. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    September 27, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    BOOBS
    have 2 different deffinitions
    Girls: 2 large sacs of "milk" placed in the most obvious and irritating spot on the body. Made to induce annoyance, pain, and embarrassment on the female gender.
    Boys: Best things ever created since vaginas and Black-Ops.
    
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18. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    September 23, 2011 6:40am UTC
    There are a lot of people
    who call you by your name
    but theres only one person
    who makes it sound
    so damn special
    ♥
    
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19. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    September 21, 2011 9:55pm UTC
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20. Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    September 21, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    \
    It seems like everyday
    i have another reason to cry
    i hate my life
    nmf
    
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