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Today I was...


washing my hands and face in the bathroom

when i looked up and saw a spider on my cheek

panicking i slapped my face as hard as i could to kill it

Turns out the spider was on the mirror




FML

nmf/nmq

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Today I was... washing my hands and face in the bathroom when

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