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  1. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
    how ready are you? ?`d
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  2. xoxoChristina xoxoChristina
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    n e v e r
    FORGET
    what someone says to you when they are
    ANGRY
    because that is when the truth comes out

  3. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!
    text message*

  4. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    live without pretending,
    love without depending,
    listen without defending,
    speak without offending.
    -Drake

  5. teenqueen143 teenqueen143
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    What I think when kids in my class read:
    • That's a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
    • That's a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
    • Why can't you pronounce that word?
    • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU. WHY'D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
    • Can I sleep?
    • If you can't read, why'd you raise your hand?
    • You can't pronounce THAT word?
    • WHAT THE HECK
    • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
    • You skipped a line.
    • LOL what was that?
    • I don't even..

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    You Know What Hurts?
    talking to s o m e o n e that means a lot to you, & with every new conversation,
    you realize that ever so slowly, that person is starting to care less & less about you

  7. GETin_THEVAN GETin_THEVAN
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Sometimes by holding on
    too tight,
    You - end - up - losing - what - you - were - trying - so
    |||||||||♥
    hard to save
    Soap is a prime example.

  8. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    It's funny how most music today is about how much the guy wants to hook up with a girl, when all the Beatles wanted to do
    was hold her hand

    NMF

  10. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    oh I'm sorry,
    I didn't realise the middle of my sentence was interupting the beginning of yours.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 1:38am UTC
    soft kitty, warm kitty,
    little ball of fur
    happy kitty, sleepy kitty
    purr, purr, purr.

  12. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:14am UTC
    If you have dimples,
    as far as I'm concerned, you're automatically attractive.

  13. SkyeXD SkyeXD
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 10:20am UTC
    So, Today I was in Walmart getting the latest Grand theft auto game & I had to explain to the lady at the register what it was because she didn't quite know ; So I Said it was about "A black guy who robbs strippers, Beat's people with golf clubs,& Steals cars," So she left to go get the game, And when she came back she had gotten "Tiger woods PGA Tour"
    Never laughed so hard....♥
    nmf. . TRUE STORY.

  14. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:17am UTC
    I'l l buy You anything you want at the dollar store,
    because you're worth it.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:06pm UTC
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  17. AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    soft kitty, warm kitty,
    little ball of fur.
    Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
    purr, purr, purr.

  18. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    movies:
    group of three close bestfriends, friendship seems perfect.
    real life:
    3 people. 2 insperable. 1 confused in how she fits in to the friendship

  19. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 10:07am UTC
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  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    When your pen runs out:
    5% calmly putting it away and getting a new one.
    95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!

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