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  1. AnonymousHugs AnonymousHugs
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 11:59am UTC
    Life is not about waiting
    for the storm to pass,
    It's about leaning to
    Dance
    in the Rain

  2. delirant delirant
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Just saw this on facebook;
    One of my friends
    I feel like Taylor Swift writes her songs based on my life!
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    12 people like this
    Her Dad: Yep. I just heard "Empty The Dishwasher & The Cat Litter Box Every Night Without B.itching About It". Catchy tune
    23 hours ago · Like
    LMFAO

  3. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    A conversation i had with my boyfriend;
    Me;I like broccoli on toast :L i thought i'd share that thought with you ;)
    Him; Thanks for that(;
    Me;Even tho i have never tried it, Finnick told me it's nice(;
    Him;Finnick? /:
    Me;He's the tree that lives next to the badger burrow :3
    Him;Are you high? /:
    Me;I'm as high as that squirrel committing a crime on that marshmallow :3
    Him;Hyper? /:
    Me;That clouds hyper-ventilating :O
    Him;That's a yes then(;
    Me;Yeah ano them gas prices are shooting through the roof, i think i might go get a cow to use to provide free gas for me :3
    Him: x_x
    He loves my randomness really :3

  4. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    how a conversation with a guy should start with:
    hi.
    I'm a boy.
    Heres how it goes.
    I'm gonna flirt with you.
    Then diss you.
    Then send you mixed messages,
    hit on your friends,
    lie to you,
    Then I will lead you on,
    so you fall for me.
    I'll make you happy for a night,
    then tomorrow,
    I'll completley ignore you.
    You'll be the one I turn to
    when I need a friend
    or a confidence boost.
    Know whats the best thing?
    You cant do anything about it.
    beacause you love me.
    and you don't want to lose me.
    ha.

  5. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    I didn't do it!
    Then why are you laughing?!
    nmf, followme(:
    Because whoever did it its a f*cking legend
    nmf, followme(:

  6. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Friends don't let friends do stupid things...
    ALONE! =D

  7. smexyvicky smexyvicky
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Right I'm Doing This To Prove That I'm Ugly
    1 fav= Im nothing
    5 favs= I'm Ugly
    10 favs= I'm alrite
    15= im pretty
    20=I'm Cute
    35=Im Beautiful
    50=I'm Gawguss
    75=Im out of this world
    Yeah see how far i get

:)

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