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AwkwardTurnip

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Member Since: 15 Feb 2012 05:08pm

Last Seen: 4 Jul 2012 03:25pm

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  1. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    You are Beautiful, exactly how you are. Your curves. Words. Flaws. Strengths. &thoughts. You don't need to change. You aren't Fat, ugly, worthless or stupid. YOU ARE YOU.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  2. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:30am UTC
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen for her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years.♥
    ~Sam Levinson

  3. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:23am UTC
    Me; Awkward Turtles
    Friend; Have babies
    Me; In water
    Friend; Oh look, this ones a boy
    Me; And this ones a girl
    Friend; They have more awkward babies
    Me; BAM! The Circle Of Life!
    This is what happens me in awkward situations :3

  4. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    RAWR! It means i love you in dinosaur. ♥

  5. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 8:32am UTC
    Signs your falling in love;
    -You'll read his texts over and over.
    -You walk really slowy when your with him.
    -You pretend to be shy when your with him.
    -While thinking about him, your heart beats faster.
    -By listening to his voice, you will smile for no reason.
    -You start listening to slow songs.
    -He becomes all you think about.
    -You get high from his scent.
    -You realise your always smiling when your thinking about him.
    -Even though no specfic name was mentioned, you were thinking about him as you read this.♥

  6. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 8:14am UTC
    'If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.'♥
    ~Winnie the Pooh

  7. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 8:08am UTC
    Before you judge me, just make sure your perfect.

  8. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    What's Minnie without Mickey? What's Tigger without Pooh? What's Patrick without Spongebob? What's me without you? That's why i love you! ♥

  9. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    True love doesn't have a happy ending because true love never ends.♥

  10. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    If a hug represented how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever! ♥

  11. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Constipated
    Over-weighed
    Ommpa
    Lommpa

  12. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    MEOW! I'm a cat, LOL jk, i'm Gary the snail :3

  13. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    A conversation i had with my boyfriend;
    Me;I like broccoli on toast :L i thought i'd share that thought with you ;)
    Him; Thanks for that(;
    Me;Even tho i have never tried it, Finnick told me it's nice(;
    Him;Finnick? /:
    Me;He's the tree that lives next to the badger burrow :3
    Him;Are you high? /:
    Me;I'm as high as that squirrel committing a crime on that marshmallow :3
    Him;Hyper? /:
    Me;That clouds hyper-ventilating :O
    Him;That's a yes then(;
    Me;Yeah ano them gas prices are shooting through the roof, i think i might go get a cow to use to provide free gas for me :3
    Him: x_x
    He loves my randomness really :3

  14. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    A boy makes a girl jealous of other women
    A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

  15. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Before you judge me, make sure your perfect..

  16. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    you showed me something that i couldn't see, you opened my eyes and made me BELIEVE.

  17. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    "Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time.."

  18. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    you and i are a story that never gets told.

  19. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I'm just a girl trying to find a place in this world .-.

  20. AwkwardTurnip AwkwardTurnip
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Everything you do and words you say, you know it all takes my breath away.. <3

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