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how a conversation with a guy should start with:

hi.
I'm a boy.
Heres how it goes.
I'm gonna flirt with you.
Then diss you.
Then send you mixed messages,
hit on your friends,
lie to you,
Then I will lead you on,
so you fall for me.
I'll make you happy for a night,
then tomorrow,
I'll completley ignore you.
You'll be the one I turn to
when I need a friend
or a confidence boost.

Know whats the best thing?
You cant do anything about it.
beacause you love me.
and you don't want to lose me.
ha.

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