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  1. DancingWithAngels_ DancingWithAngels_
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 10:44am UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3
    mine

  2. shutitup shutitup
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 10:46am UTC
    She’s sitting at her computer,
    Waiting for the ”ding” to tell her that he has signed in
    Just so she can imagine herself typing the words that she will never say.
    *all mine. fav it beeotch!

  3. spinnychair spinnychair
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 9:54am UTC
    So*baby*don't*worry*
    you are my only
    You won't be lonely,
    Even if
    the sky is falling down.

  4. mint mint
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 8:29am UTC
    YOU WONt be hiS First, hiS Last, or hiS Only
    He'S Loved before, He Will love again But if
    he Loves You Now what else matters ?
    He's noT perfect, and neither are Y O U
    and the two of you wiLL NEVER be p e r f e c t
    bUt if he makes you laugh, at least once
    causes you to THINK TWICE, and admits
    to being human, and MAKING MISTAKES...
    HOld On tO hIM, and giVe him All You've Got
    He iS not going to quote poetry, He is not going to be
    thinking abOUt Y O U every moment, but he will give you
    a part of him, that he knows you can break
    Dont hurt him, Dont change him, dOnt expect
    too much from him, Smile When he makes you happy,
    cry when he makes you sad and
    Miss him when he's not there . . .
    uhh.. took me a long time.. specially .. not mine..

  5. HelloSeattle HelloSeattle
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 1:03pm UTC
    LIFE DOESN'T COME WITH DIRECTIONS.
    Y O U B U I L D I T Y O U R S E L F .
    Don't let the pieces rust away,
    take the u n k n o w n and turn it into
    c u r i o s i t y.

  6. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 1:05pm UTC
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  7. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2009 4:48pm UTC
    Today, My Parents Were Out Of Town;
    I thought about doing everything I couldn't do while they were around.
    Instead, I just went to the bathroom with the door open.
    -MLIA (:

  8. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    Love. Definition?
    *- A wildy misunderstood,
    although highly desirable,
    malfunction of the heart,
    which weakens the brain,
    causes eyes to sparkle,
    cheeks to glow,
    blood pressure to rise,
    and the lips to pucker. -*
    Love Is A Sickness.

  9. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2009 3:35pm UTC
    Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house.
    I promise not to run inside of the house.
    I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything ----> that looks interesting.
    -* Bill Cosby *-

  10. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2009 2:40pm UTC
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  11. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 4:01pm UTC
    God Gave Me Five Fingers For A Reason.
    My pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will --- never be broken.
    My ring finger is for ( him ) and for proof that we'll be together f o r e v e r.
    My middle finger is for that girl that pushes me ----> too far.
    My pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment.
    My thumb is for - everyone - , to let them know that I'm gonna be okay,
    No Matter What.
    - not mine whatsoever. // - credit for edit (:

  12. breaakouutx3 breaakouutx3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 1:27pm UTC
    today;
    I w a s o n t h e b u s
    and it stopped as it came to a set of traffic lights.
    I decided to randomly point at a guy walking
    past to freak him out. he paid that much attention to me,
    that he walked headfirst into a lampost.
    I ' v e n e v e r l a u g h e d s o h a r d .
    MLIA.
    i thought this was hilarious!
    comment/rate high.(:

  13. xoxojessiemags xoxojessiemags
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 11:43am UTC
    Today,
    my best friend was thrilled when he got his 1000th facebook friend!
    So I deleted him.
    Now he only has 999.
    ~MLiA

  14. xoforeverheartxo xoforeverheartxo
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 11:43am UTC
    & Yes, I Love Him
    * no matter how many times he has hurt me *
    [ or how many times he's said it's over. ]
    _ no matter if you say, i dont like you. _
    * you've broken me beyond repair. *
    you've crushed my heart in to so many pieces.
    ; but you know what? ;
    I Love Him
    <3
    *mine.(=
    fade : fabulousfades
    <3

  15. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 3:30am UTC
    NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL
    you should a l w a y s remember who's important in your life
    because there is always that :c e r t a i n::s o m e o n e: who will be there
    for you {[n o m a t t e r w h a t.]} It could be a best friend, a special
    someone, p a r e n t s, relatives, even p e t s, but those people
    will a l w a y s be there for you. Even when you are feeling;;
    ALL ALONE.

  16. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  17. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 5:09pm UTC
    When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
    you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

  18. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    And with every complex problem
    there is a simple solution

  19. mrsjeter2love mrsjeter2love
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 12:55pm UTC
    Isnt it funny ;;
    how guys dont even
    know that when they
    walk in the room you
    immediatly start to
    talk and laugh louder
    just to get them to
    look at you?

  20. X0iRiShSwEeTiEX0 X0iRiShSwEeTiEX0
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    *&+My Teacher Wasn't
    in school the other day, but she came in the next day. I asked her
    [why she wasn't in school the other day]
    she looked at me and said, 'My mother passed away, and yesterday
    was her funeral.' I was shocked and sorry for her, but I said 'How can you go
    through the whole day without getting so much as tears in your eyes?' She just
    *[(blinked at me and said,)]*
    'I A m A *W o m a n*
    and thats what women do. They keep a fake face on and never let
    anyone know, ever know, that at that moment
    t h e y c o u l d b r e a k a t a n y t i m e a t a l l .'

:)

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