Exuses for being late to school:
I was just really, really early for tommorow.
We can't all be usain bolt.
In this day and age, we shouldn't need lables like "Late"
I had PE first, do you blame me?
I really, really didn't want to sing.
My brother thought it would be hillerious to drop me off outside the prison gates instead of school.
You can't tell me how to live my life.
#YOLO
My legs fell off so I had to roll all the way to the hostpital.
There was a freak Yacht accident.
I am an idiot
It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop.
I spent the entire night writing a Tom Daley Fan fiction.
My Father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago, do you really expect me to get over that trauma over night?
Sarah Palin and I got in a war over twitter and I couldn't just leave and let her win could I?
Traffic Jammy Jam Jam
How can I go to school when alex turner?
My Sim was having an emotional meltdown so I had to be there for her.
My meth lab caught fire.
My Bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be.
I was sad.
It was a nice day, so I walked leisurley.
I had to beat my brother for saying 'Swag'
I had to travel back to the 1950's to ensure my birth.
2 kool 4 skwl.
I tried.
I joined a cult.
I was fashonabley late.
I did not choose the late life, the late life choose me.
I was fighting Al Qaeda.
Traffic.