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  1. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Grammar.
    The difference between knowing
    your $hit and knowing you're $hit.
    nmq

  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    A bed; where most teenagers find themselves'
    for 16 hours of the day because , they'd rather be
    asleep than deal with their problems and if sleep is
    for the weak, then teenagers are the weakest group.
    It's a drug . You close your eyes and just like that , you're
    gone and reality can't touch you. And if nothing was ever
    a priority, most of us wouldn't bother even waking up.

  3. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Just remember
    any girl before me
    was a mistake and any girl after me
    was a downgrade♥

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 10:25am UTC
    Who else thinks that they may
    have super powers, but just
    don't know how to activate
    them yet? format rajsonkar

  5. mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    "I don't know if you've ever felt that.
    That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years.
    Or just not exist.
    Or just not be aware that you do exist.
    Or something like that.
    I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this,
    That's why I'm trying not to think.
    I just want it all to stop spinning."
    -The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:13am UTC
    in my bedrom: decent singer . . In the shower : internation pop superstar

  7. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:06am UTC
    homework
    homewor
    homewo
    homew
    home
    hom
    ho
    h
    ho
    how
    how a
    how ab
    how abo
    how abou
    how about
    how about n
    how about no

  9. forbbid3n forbbid3n
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Different is
    Beautiful. •u•

  10. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 11:47am UTC
    To anyone who has had suicidal
    thoughts this past year,
    I am glad you are still here.
    Keep Holding On.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    Exuses for being late to school:
    I was just really, really early for tommorow.
    We can't all be usain bolt.
    In this day and age, we shouldn't need lables like "Late"
    I had PE first, do you blame me?
    I really, really didn't want to sing.
    My brother thought it would be hillerious to drop me off outside the prison gates instead of school.
    You can't tell me how to live my life.
    #YOLO
    My legs fell off so I had to roll all the way to the hostpital.
    There was a freak Yacht accident.
    I am an idiot
    It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop.
    I spent the entire night writing a Tom Daley Fan fiction.
    My Father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago, do you really expect me to get over that trauma over night?
    Sarah Palin and I got in a war over twitter and I couldn't just leave and let her win could I?
    Traffic Jammy Jam Jam
    How can I go to school when alex turner?
    My Sim was having an emotional meltdown so I had to be there for her.
    My meth lab caught fire.
    My Bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be.
    I was sad.
    It was a nice day, so I walked leisurley.
    I had to beat my brother for saying 'Swag'
    I had to travel back to the 1950's to ensure my birth.
    2 kool 4 skwl.
    I tried.
    I joined a cult.
    I was fashonabley late.
    I did not choose the late life, the late life choose me.
    I was fighting Al Qaeda.
    Traffic.

  13. heyitzhay heyitzhay
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    *In the Tub*
    Me: SINGING
    Mom (outside of bathroom): SHUT. UP.
    Me: I don't see why you can hate from outside the tub. You can't even get in.
    LEGGO!
    YELLOW SOAP BAR
    YELLOW RUBBER DUCKY
    YELLOW SHAMPOO BOTTLES
    YELLOW WATER YUCKY

  14. blackangel39 blackangel39
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:34am UTC
    I hate 2013 already.

  15. kiannaxx413 kiannaxx413
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
    guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

  17. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    "That's nice, honey."
    Grandma's version of "cool story, bro."

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