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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 2:28pm UTC
    Three awful facts:
    Today isn't Friday, tomorrow isn't Friday.
    Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday.

  5. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 8:15am UTC
    I want to thank you for your card,
    ''CAUSE HALLMARK SAYS IT ALL

  6. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    GUYS. THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE COOLEST
    SITE EVER (well besides Witty of course) BUT JUST
    TAKE MY WORD FOR IT AND GO. OMG YOU CAN LIKE
    MOVE YOUR MOUSE AROUND AND MAKE PRETTY COLORS
    DON'T WE ALL LOVE THAT?
    http://weavesilk.com/

  7. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    John
    My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's only 8.
    1 hour ago ·0 comment · 69 Likes
    this was not meant to offend.

  8. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    3 Bad things happened to me today:
    1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.
    2: My sister got hit by a bus.
    3: I lost my bus licence.

  9. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:47am UTC
    You know who's perfect?
    Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.

  10. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    I'm having one of those unattractive days.
    I mean years.
    I mean lives.

  11. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    I'm glad my pets can't talk.
    They know too much.

  12. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    And no Kanye isn’t stupid or evil for selling $120 plain shirts...
    People are fricking stupid for buying em
    Kanye is a genius.

  13. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    What really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but
    physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Jade672
    has left officially now, too!? afsdlkfjsd there goes another one of my favourite wittians. Jade, you're so fantastic — thank you for everything. ♥

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    Hi guys, I don't know if anyone on here these days even knows who I am but whatever lol.
    I feel like I owe some of you an explanation for why I left. There have been a lot of interesting
    "theories" and I figured I should clear them up. I left because I stopped enjoying making quotes tbh.
    Witty changed a lot during the beginning of 2012 and it just stopped making me happy. I met so many
    amazing people from Witty and I will never be able to repay any of them for being so nice and sweet to
    me. Although I'm not friends with everyone still and some of them probably hate me they've all impacted
    my life in different ways. I don't have enough time to list everyone but Taylor, Sam, Liv, Jaycie, Rasha, etc
    some of you still talk to me, some of us have faded apart and some of you hate me with a burning
    passion but I love you all anyways. When I joined this site I had no idea it was going to impact me
    so much. I joined witty back in 2011, I was a lame little 11 year old who had no idea how to use the
    correct term of your and you're. I'm now coming up to my 14th birthday. Without witty I wouldn't be the
    same person I am today. I love each and every one of you so much. Thank you for everything you've
    done for me. This isn't goodbye. My links are in my description of how you can still find/talk to me
    and my kik is in my status if you want to chat.

  18. kthanksbye* kthanksbye*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    I get all my good quote ideas when I am in the bathroom.
    Guess where I am now.

  19. kthanksbye* kthanksbye*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 4:12am UTC
    When I'm older I want to open a shop next to Forever 21, called Finally 22.

  20. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    Spend a little more time trying
    to make something of yourself
    and a little less time trying
    to impress other people...
    - The Breakfast Club

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