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  1. KatyMalfoy KatyMalfoy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    for a very short period of
    time, you were the
    youngest person in the
    world.
    mind = blown.
    omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

  2. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    *Fav if you have ever
    given or received
    > > > The "Sup" nod < < <

  3. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    ✔ Twitter account
    ✔ Facebook account
    ✔ Witty account
    ✔ Tumblr account
    ✔ youtube account
    "Dude, do you have a life!?"
    "OMG, WHAT'S THE LINK!?"
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    notmyquote

  4. love_forever48 love_forever48
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    on a rollercoaster;
    Other People;
    " WOOOHOO NO HANDS!"
    Me;
    FUUUCCKKK! "HOLY SH*T, HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE WERE ALL GONNA DIE"
    NMF

  5. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    So i'm invisible to you now?
    That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

  6. Creep Creep
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 7:14pm UTC
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  7. iceberg124 iceberg124
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 1:26am UTC
    Roses are Blue
    Violets are Unicorns
    This Poem doesn't make any sense
    Refrigerator

  8. Nkillax0 Nkillax0
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:19am UTC
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  9. softball4lyfe softball4lyfe
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    sometimes i look in the mirror & im just like
    w o w. . . w a y t o b e u g l y.

  10. kenzielovessoccer13 kenzielovessoccer13
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:06am UTC
    Taking a shower at someones house and getting completly undressed
    then being like
    "how the hell doyou turn this thing on?"

    format credit:pigglywiggly

  11. live_like_a_dream live_like_a_dream
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    Fave this if you can see:
    [ Phineas & Ferb ]
    _____<"/_____ c"|_____
    credit to live_like_a_dream


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 9:47pm UTC
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  14. thatsxlifex3 thatsxlifex3
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Michael Jackson- King of Pop
    Elvis Presley- King of Rock Eminem- King of Rap
    Justin Bieber- Queen of Gay
    ---------------♥ ---------------
    facebook quote

  15. hkitkatgirl hkitkatgirl
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    w h y a r e t h e r e
    [x] somanycuteguys [x]
    I N E V E R Y G R A D E
    but :: y o u r s ? ::
    ♥♥
    layout from no_strings_attached

  16. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 4:51am UTC
    ----------------------------------
    Dude, she just called you deaf
    "WHAT! ?"
    She called you deaf
    "what!?"
    SHE CALLED YOU DEAF!
    "OH HELL NO,
    My Names Not Beth!"
    ----------------------------------

  17. loveiswhatigot loveiswhatigot
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:56am UTC
    My mum died a year today.
    She always used to come on witty with me.
    We used to spend hours; Laughing at the funny quotes,
    Smiling at the Love quotes,
    Crying at the inspirational quotes.
    And then, one day, all that stopped.
    It was a normal day, so I went to school.
    I sat in class, and did my work.
    I didn't understand why everyone was looking at me, but they were.
    Then, just before dinner, the school secretary came and called for me.
    She looked at me, and spoke softly in my ear.
    "I hate to be the one to tell you this, Danielle.. But your mums dead."
    I screamed, my mum was everything to me.
    I didn't understand, this morning everything was fine.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I went to go visit her in hospital, even though she was already dead.
    The nurse spoke softly to me, "It was a quick death."
    I still didn't understand.
    "She died in a car crash this morning, there was nothing we could do.
    We found her dead, the person she crashed with was fine, it was an accident."
    I cried, I didn't have any real friends at school, I didn't have a dad,
    because he died in early years of my life.
    I went to go see her, and she was laying there.
    Despite the millions of cuts all over her body, she looked beautiful.
    Her long reddish brown hair was spread over her pillow,
    Her skin was soft and pale, despite the cuts.
    And she was smiling.
    "You look just like her.." The nurse said, and cried.
    One. Single. Tear.
    "Its time to say goodbye now Danielle. "
    She said to me, and left the room so I could say goodbye to my mum, so I could talk to her
    One final time.
    "Goodbye mum, I love you with all my heart, I'll never forget you, remember this quote?
    No matter where you are, on earth or in the sky, I'll never stop loving you."
    So Mum, this is for you.
    I love you so much. <3
    *this is 100% true, i swear on my mums grave. Never forgotten. <3

  18. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    I dare you not to cry.
    "When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" - but then you'd relent and roll me over for a bellyrub.
    My housetraining took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed, listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs," you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.
    Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.
    She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" - still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love."
    As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them, especially their touch - because your touch was now so infrequent - and I would have defended them with my life if need be.
    I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams. Together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being your dog to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
    Now you have a new career opportunity in another city and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family.
    I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog or cat, even one with "papers."
    You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a goodbye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too.
    After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked "How could you?"
    They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you - that you had changed your mind - that this was all a bad dream...or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited.
    I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table, rubbed my ears and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood.
    She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"
    Perhaps because she understood my dogspeak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself - a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place.
    With my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not meant for her. It was you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of. I will think of you and wait for you forever.
    May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty."
    <3
    Fave If You Would Never Leave Your Puppy.

  19. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 6:36pm UTC
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  20. xXEmmyXx xXEmmyXx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 6:59pm UTC
    1. Go to google translate
    2. English -> French
    3. Type in "Take a dirty picture for me"
    4. Copypaste the translated text and reverse language to French -> English, paste into box
    5. Look at resulting text
    6. Like if you laughed

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