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TogetherForever
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November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC

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themrstaylorlautner7
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October 18, 2010 3:17pm UTC

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Make Google my homepage
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Did you mean: ''Eminem?''

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iloveyou143
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June 24, 2010 11:26pm UTC

& who else
gets their facebook status
from witty?(:

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xxxUxkNoWxuxLoV3xm3
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June 28, 2010 12:33pm UTC

Willy Wonka;*
Everything in this room is eatable, I am eatable, But that, my dear children is called cannibalism, and is in fact, frowned upon in most societys;*♥

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dancing_queen
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June 23, 2010 2:21pm UTC

+& Favorite This If:
You didn't cry during 'The Notebook,'
But bawled your eyes out when Andy gave Woody away.
*I know I'm not the only one*
-

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flywithme_
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June 28, 2010 6:32pm UTC

HELLO
My Name Is..
JAAYSOOON
DERRRULLLOO!

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CoNdOrS42
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June 28, 2010 6:35pm UTC

Sandy: Patrick, don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4
:D

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
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June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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hoezay_
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October 11, 2009 6:44pm UTC

&+ after all,
you’re my
wonderwall

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morganashley
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC

hey guys.
my best friend was
just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
so, for every heart/favorite i get,
i'm going to donate a dollar to
any cancer foundation that i can.
this is not a joke you guys...
i wouldn't joke about this...
i'm sort of trying to
raise awareness as well.
so please!
favorite this quote?

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K_stewxo
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August 24, 2009 3:02pm UTC

- looking at schedules-
Him: we have chemistry together.
Me: what? n o w e d o n ' t .
(_.·´¯`·×» Him: can we?
Actually happened.
<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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emixu926
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July 9, 2009 8:54pm UTC

~~~Funny ways to order pizza~~~
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable. “10-4 Good Buddy!”
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give your address and exclaim, “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
11. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say “crazy bread.”
12. Stutter on the letter “p.”
13. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino’s, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) INSIST they have it.
14. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
15. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, “Okay, that’ll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window.”
16. Ask if you could just rent a pizza.
17. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
18. Put the accent on the last syllable of “pepperoni.” Use the long “i” sound.
19. Ask to have your pizza “shaken, not stirred.”
20. When they say, “What would you like?” say, “Huh? You mean now?”
21. Say it’s your friend’s birthday and you’d appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your friend to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
22. Ask if the delivery person could first bring you a menu.
23. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
24. Order two toppings, then say, “No, that won’t work. They’ll start fighting.”
25. Tell the order taker, to tell the manager, to tell his supervisor he’s fired.
26. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
27. Try to talk while drinking something.
28. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
29. After ordering, say, “I wonder what THIS button on the phone does.” Simulate a cutoff.
30. Ask if they’re familiar with the term “spanking a pizza.” Make up a description to go with the term. Ask to have your pizza “spanked”.
31. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
32. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
33. Put them on hold.
34. Tell the order taker that you will have to give him your order in secret code.
35. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. At the end of your order, say, “No mushrooms, please.”
36. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, “You just don’t get it, do you?”
37. When you’re given the price, say, “Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math.”
38. Haggle for a better price on your pizza.
39. Order a four-inch pizza.
40. Ask if any dolphins had to be killed to make your pizza.
41. Tell them that you don’t have any money, but could swap them a piece of your furniture for a pizza.
42. Order a steamed pizza.
43. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, “The last guy let me do it.”
(Sorry. I didn't feel like coloring it. LOL)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xthatsnotmynamex
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June 8, 2009 1:21pm UTC

on the mic is a queen,
now listen to me sing,
he wants a number 3 supersized onion ringg,
he got caught out the house with no ankle bracelet on,
but he's got two strikes so don't get his order wronggg.
you know i'm lookin' cute,
and there's nothing you can say,
so if you give it to meee,
we can do it yourrrr waaaaayy
heeeeyyyyyyy! (:
-bon qui qui <3
[look it up on youtubee,]
bon qui qui at king burgerr. (:

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live_x_life
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January 30, 2009 5:38pm UTC

The Over-Protective Dad Joke
There once was a farmer who was incredibly protective of his 3 precious daughters. His 3 daughters were all going on a date on the same night. The farmer would hold his gun as he answered the door, just so the boys would know who's boss.
When the first boy came to the door, he greeted the dad and said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. Were going to a show. Is she ready to go?"
The farmer nodded and the couple went on their way. There was another knock at the door, and another boy answered. "Hi, my name's Freddy, I'm here for Betty. We'll go get spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The farmer nodded and once again the two want on their way. The last boy walked in and said:
"Hi, my name's Chuck."
and the farmer shot him.
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