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TheOtherDirection
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 6:08am UTC

20 years from now in your high school reunion:
DJ: Now lets play a classic..
''You're insecure don't know what for..''
Me: MOVE OVER B!TCHES. THIS IS MY JAM!
not my idea, credits to timraandnicole lol

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伤*
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC

I won't date a model
because models are perfect
and perfect is boring
- Niall Horan
- OneDirection

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witty_monn
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 3:31am UTC

the four words most girls
want to hear:
i bought you food.
Zayn wants your number.

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malfoy_lover
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 6:39am UTC

if the world were run by directioners.......
the word hello or whats up weould be illegal and replaced with the word
vas happening

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EdSheeran
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:22pm UTC

----------- ♥ -----------
teverything will be
okay in the end,
IF IT'S NOT OKAY
its not the end
- Ed Sheeran
----------- ♥ -----------

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lovewackjob
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:48pm UTC

What to do if I meet One Direction:
1.Hug Niall
2. Stroke Harry's Hair
3.Kiss Zayn
4.High Five Liam
5.And Smack Louis' $exy bum
6.GET THE HELL OUT BEFORE SECURITY CATCHES ME

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:07pm UTC

*one direction talking about santa*
Liam: i still believe in santa clause
Zayn: Yeah, he exists
Niall: OH MY GOD!.
Zayn: he exists right?
Niall: NO!
Zayn: shut up you cruel leprechaun
-OneDirection

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 2:56am UTC

‎
#Imagine
You: the stars are beautiful tonight
Zayn: do you know who else is beautiful?"
You: who? *blushes*
Zayn: me.

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伤*
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC

"Whenever i'm sad,
i just imagine if babies
were born with moustaches."
- Liam Payne ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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MonnayeHoran
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 4:12am UTC

Liam said his ideal girl
would have curly hair, brown eyes and is always laughing.
this describes me. this gives me hope.

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mNm0418
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Katniss the girl on FIRE
One Direction.... the band on FIRE

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mNm0418
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:17am UTC

Fave if you think witty should get new categories for One Direction /
The Hunger Games!!!
maybe if we get enough it will happen!

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mNm0418
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:39pm UTC

My childhood is offically gone forever! Why did Alex have to do that one selfless act and ruin it all... she, justin, and max were all i had left :'(

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 11:38am UTC

click to see this quote

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yvette97
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:10pm UTC

What if there was a witty convention....
Where all wittians would get together for a day & finally meet in person.
We would play games & eat & talk.
I can finally meet the people who kept me going everyday.
I would definetley go.
Would you?

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almostforever
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:41pm UTC

F.O.O.D
means 'Fans Of One Direction'. Niall loves food more than
anything else, therefore, Niall loves us more than anything else.
notmyformat//tumblr

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Ever since
I found Witty
&+
One Direction
My grades went in One Direction
and it wasn't up

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codysimpsoncrs
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Niall- "one day I want to have kids"
Zayn-"Thats never going to happen, your never going to get pregnant"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 6:53pm UTC

In iCarly, they have build-A-Bra
At Build-A-Bra they have glow in the dark hooks.
People say it'd be awesome to have glow in the dark hooks.
I can see it now--
During Lock down: "ALRIGHT!! WHO' S GLOWING?!"

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ThatsSooTaylor
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Mom. Where are you???
Leaving walmart. Halfway home. Why sweetie?
You brought me to walmart with you...-_-
nmf/nmq

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