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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ilovetheboynextstatex98 ilovetheboynextstatex98
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 9:40am UTC
    Yesterday I made a quote about wanting to kill myself on my 17th birthday.
    I got off witty, cried and walked down to the water by my house.
    I was ready to jump and drown myself by putting a weight on top of me.
    And then I heard a family coming behind me so I couldn't do it;
    Like it was almost a sign that it wasn't my time and to hold on.
    Then I woke up and came on witty and I saw all these beautiful strangers
    who I don't even know who told me they wanted me here on Earth.
    People I have never met actually care about me-it's crazy.
    You've all kept me here and I thank you for telling me to keep going.
    You all mean so much- I'd appreciate it wittians could favorite this so everyone knows I'm alive and so that people could see my gratitude. Thank you <3

  3. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    What would you do if I got you into my bed? ;)
    Is is comfortable?
    Very ;)
    I'd sleep.

  4. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Your pants,
    they bother me.
    Take them off.

  5. TylersWitty TylersWitty
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:26am UTC
    I was diagnosed with cancer yesterday..
    The doctors said I have 6 months to live before it gets to my brain.
    If you read this, thank you♥

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Have you ever,
    [♥] [♥] [♥] Wondered why the boys aren't so obsessed with One Direction? Maybe, it's because One Direction doesn't make us feel all that great about ourselves. Or maybe it's because since you girls are so obsessed with One Direction you forget about us guys, (this is only a few of them >>) that are trying to do the same thing, the guys that are trying to make you happy, and to make you laugh, and just to see you smile. Maybe we don't like One Direction, because you call us names when we confess we don't like them that much. And maybe, you are always saying how completely HOTTT One Direction is, we are just sitting there, depressed about how we look, because we never hear about how good WE look, all we hear is how hot 1D is.
    Just me..? I love their songs, but this is a reason why I don't like them. Please don't say that I am hating on them or anything... because I'm not, I love their songs, but the effects they have make me feel so much worse about myself...[♥] [♥] [♥]

  7. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Doctor: Are you sexually active?
    Me: Ha
    Me: Hahahaa
    Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
    Me: OMG THAT"S A GOOD ONE
    Me: OMG WHAT IS AIR?
    Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
    Me: Hahahaha
    Me: Haha...
    Me: Woohoo that was a good one
    Me: No I'm not
    nmq.

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    300 people liked your
    bikini picture on Facebook?
    I bet it's because you have a lovely personality.

  9. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:20am UTC
    FACT:
    Friday the 13th happens 3 times this year,
    each 13 weeks apart from the other.
    This hasn't happened since 1984.
    Happy Friday the 13th.

  10. Larii Larii
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:48am UTC
    99% of the people cry when they
    see their
    Mom crying.

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    "If you were a girl for the day
    Who would you date?"
    Niall: "Michael Buble."
    Louis: "Channing Tatum."
    Harry: "I'd just date another girl...."

  12. zebraspotz4 zebraspotz4
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    big white whale.
    Thats what i was called today.
    I tried to hang out with one of my guy friends, but this girl who hates me and loves him asked (loud enough for me to hear) "Why would you want to hang out with that big white whale?"
    he didnt get to respond...i was already running home.
    7
    there are 7 scars on my wrist from about 2 months ago...
    and now its starting to itch, to burn
    i want so badly to open up those cuts again...but i know i cant
    because even though no one knows...even though no one cares
    i just cant go on like this


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. BabiiGurlBree BabiiGurlBree
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Ya Know What?
    who cares if someone is,
    Bi-Straight-Gay-Lesbian
    we're all the same
    Cookiedoughformats


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. BlueStar BlueStar
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    I am sorry that I want to talk to you everyday.
    I am sorry that I care about you.
    I am sorry that I care about your happiness before my own.
    I am sorry that I miss you sometimes.
    I am sorry that I like you, because I don't think you would like me either.

  18. Harrison Harrison
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Can someone please show me how to make quotes pretty?
    it would mean a lot.(:
    thank you beautiful<3

  19. BabiiGurlBree BabiiGurlBree
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    When I was a kid,
    I wanted to be older...
    This sh*t is not
    what I signed up for!

  20. TrappedInWonderland TrappedInWonderland
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Me: "Mom! Where's Tiff (my sister) going?"
    Mom: "To the movies."
    Me: "Oh, cool! What movie?"
    Mom: "It's for women... It's about men dancing."
    Me: *Thinking* Magic Mike?? I'm old enough for you to tell me what it's about, Mom! I know what strippers are! c'mon!
    Me: "Oh..."

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