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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 6:38pm UTC

<(◕‿◕<) Slide to the left
Slide to the right (>◕‿◕)>
<(◕‿◕)> (>◕‿◕<) Criss Cross
Criss Cross (>◕‿◕<) <(◕‿◕)>
<(◕‿◕^) (^◕‿◕^) (^◕‿◕)>Cha cha now yall

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gimmesun123
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Baahahaha,
Americans have school this week.
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:06pm UTC

what if harry potter is really
a biography, sold to us muggles as fiction.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 9:18pm UTC

After track conditioning
Dad: How was it?
Me: It was go- *sneezes*
Dad: Bless you.
Me: *sneezes*
Dad: Bless yo-
Me: *sneezes*
Dad: Jeez wait till I can fini-
Me: *sneezes*
Dad: You are being rude!
Me: *sneezes*
Dad: Thank you for letting me finish my sent-
Me: *sneezes*
Dad: Jesus, what is your proble-
Me: *sneezes*
Dad: NEXT TIME YOU SNEEZE AND INTERUPT ME YOU'RE GROUNDED!!
Me: *sneezes* What!?!
Dad: Yep, you hea-
Me: *sneezes*
Dad: GROUNDED!
Me: That's not fair!!
*dinner table*
Mom: How was track conditioning? Dad: NO! Don't ask her that!!
Me: *sneezes*
Dad: Look, what you did.
Mom: I'm sorry!
Me: *laughs*
Mom: How was your day?
Me: I sneezed about a million times.
Dad: I agree with this statement.
Mom: Hmm.
Me: I also, got grounded for sneezing..
Mom: *looks at dad*
Dad: What? She was being rude.
Mom:
Me:
Cat:
Dog:
Potato:
Dad: Fine, you're not grounded.

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Severus Snape: Vampires don't sparkle, Diggory.
1000000000000 points from Hufflepuff.

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 12:02pm UTC

I'm pretty sure ed sheeran was just like,
I am gonna kill all the directioners. they will never see it coming. mwahahahhahahaha

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kanerpop
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

"Class Rules!"
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

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PotterHeadPride
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 10:36pm UTC

Hermonie and Draco shipers?
Comment or fav if you are :)

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liviababy
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 11:49pm UTC

At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
& one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, favorite.

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abiigaiil
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Beauty Tip #1
Want whiter teeth?
Step 1: Brush your teeth with regular toothpaste
Step 2: Mash up 1 strawberry in a bowl
Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon og Baking soda in the mixture
Step 4: brush teeth with mixture w/ toothbrush
Step 5: Leave on teeth for 2 minutes
Step 6: Spit out all
Step 7: Brush teeth wirh regular toothpaste and enjoy your white teeth
It works, I tried it with my sister but warning! It taste bad DO NOT SWALLOW.
Series?

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 8:43pm UTC

THIS IS MY 1000TH QUOTE
i actually n e v e r thought I'D GET THIS FAR
((NOT IN LIFE; BUT ON A WEBSITE LIKE THIS. ))
thanks. i guess. ♥
this quote didn't really make sense BUT WHEN DO I EVER LOL?

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xNegitacox
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Anybody remember this?
Soft Kitty
Warm Kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy Kitty
Sleepy Kitty
Purr Purr Purr
:3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Treat her right,
Respect her .
Make her feel like she has never felt before .
Surprise her , and SHOW her
how much you love and adore her .
Kiss her forehead , and tell her she’s beautiful .
When she’s PMSing , go to her house
with ice cream , chocolate , popcorn , movies , drinks .
Don’t pressure her to do anything she isn’t ready for .
Look her in the eyes when you say “I love you.”
And prove to her that
you’re her prince charming .

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JeMiNe2016
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Here are five random facts...
∞Slugs have four noses.
∞Banging your head against a wall can burn 150 calories an hour.
∞Babies are born without knee caps. They do not appear til the child is 2-6 years later.
∞Only one person in one billion will live to be 116 or older.
∞Febuary 1865 in recorded history to not have a full moon.
5+ faces for a series. Comment any ideas. Thanks :)

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Melrose*
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 3:27pm UTC

click to see this quote

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amur3074
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Yo Mama So Fat..#35,
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Procrastinator? No. I just wait till the last second to do my homework because I will be older, therefore wiser.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Your words burn like fire
Your eyes cut like the blade
Help my I beg
Stop me I cry
Kill me I scream
A silent shake of your head
A soundless whisper of death
The cold of your stare on my neck
The knowing that i've done wrong
That I failed you too
That everything you hoped I was,
Was a lie.
I'm none of that and you see that now,
Don't you?
You hate that I am who I am,
That i'm me...
Kill me I scream into the cold breeze one last time
And gunshots fill the air,
One last scream as the darkness takes over,
Finally I'm at peace
~ Original poetry By Dalton ©
My poem please give me feedback of some sort!!!!
Fave if you like and i will post another :3

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