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  1. NutellaGurl NutellaGurl
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Dear Teletubies,
    so sorry to break it to you but if a see
    the sun with the face of a baby on it
    i will run.
    for ma life

  2. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Pulling your blanket up and accidently punching yourself in the face.
    nmq

  3. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Want to hear a joke?
    An Irishman walks out of a bar.

  5. onlyboyonthissite onlyboyonthissite
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Guy Question#14
    Q (asked by a fellow wittian):~ How come guys say perverted stuff to girls when they aren`t dating?
    A: Thats an amazing question. when you are dating, most of us know its a big turn off when ur like perverted. but when you arent dating, it doesnt seem as that bad of a thing to do, in fact we think itll make you laugh. its as simple as that. we think pervertedness is funny. craycray right? when you are dating, its really just too awkward to be perverted.
    I'll answer questions you have about guys! Just leave me a comment on my profile and I will try to answer as many as possible, but i must warn you, I wont get to every question. If i dont answer you for a while, ask again until i answer you. Persistence is key. Also, if you want me to put your username or real name (for unknown and unsaid reasons) then say so, otherwise I'll just write, "a fellow Wittian". Cant wait to hear from you.

  6. cupcakesandlove cupcakesandlove
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Witty Problems
    When the hardest part about making a quote
    Is what catagory to put it in

  7. niCol22 niCol22
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    This quote does not exist.Oh yes it does.trolololo :p


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. staystrongloveyouxo_boy staystrongloveyouxo_boy
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    So Im new to this whole witty thing yes im a guy ...but looking through a lot of your quotes a lot of you dont believe you worth it you dont believe you Beautiful thats where your wrong Im telling you this right now you yeah you reading this,
    SMILE BEAUTIFULYOUR WORTH MORE THEN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!
    Ps; Your never alone fighting this battle this crazy thing called life people do care a love you dont give up! xo

  10. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    15 years ago my uncle disapeared.
    My mum blamed and killed herself
    His mother completely lost it
    His wife cried and died inside
    His kids thought they lost him
    The police put a man in jail
    They burried bones
    We cried because you were murdered.
    But it was all a f*cking lie
    Today he came back.

  11. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    300 followers
    I doubted I'd ever get as far as 10. I'd like to thank each single one of you for taking the time to click that button.
    You've really made my day.

  12. justanothergirl_ justanothergirl_
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    What is Love?
    C h a p t e r 6
    Aubree's Point of View
    I flinched a little at Aiden's voice. "Who is that.." Mason asked. "Oh no one, bye!" I said, giving him a fake smile. "Aubree wait, who is that!" He repeated. "No one Mason! Just get out of here, Okay!?" I yelled. He looked a bit hurt, but slowly drove away. I know I was rude, but he can't know about Aiden.
    I walked slowly into the house. "Who was that?" Aiden asked, his bloodshot eyes glaring at me. "No one.. Just a guy giving me a ride home." I mumbled and walked away. He forcefully pulled me back. "You don't go anywhere with anyone. You don't leave this house without my permission, or else you're never going to be allowed back." "Okay I get it Aiden!" I said, a little to rudely. "You don't talk to me like that Aubree!" He said, before forcing his rough lips onto mine. I pulled myself away and attempted to go to my room, but he quickly pulled me back to him. One of his fists came in contact with my stomach and I whimpered. "What do you not understand? You do whatever I want you to."
    ~~~
    Later that night I sat in my room. I was looking at old pictures, mostly of my family. Silent tears wear falling from my eyes. Why couldn't I have my old life back? Suddenly, I came across an old picture of Aiden and I. It was our prom night. He was kissing my cheek and I was smiling like an idiot. I missed that Aiden. The Aiden that wasn't taken over by alcohol.
    I sighed and finally made a decision that I should have made a long time ago. I packed up all of my belongings into a suitcase, grabbed some money from Aiden's stash, and made my way toward the door. "Babe where are you going..." Aiden asked. I looked at him. Did he just sound like he cared? No. That's just what I want to think.
    "I'm leaving."
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