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XxHopeHazardxX
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 12:41pm UTC

Whats your ghetto name?
a = sha.
b = ni.
c = ki.
d = que.
e = nay.
f = qui.
g = ti.
h = la.
i = kay.
j = rih.
k = barack.
l = obama.
m = di.
n = ta.
o = ee.
p = ray.
q = cli.
r = gurl.
s = na.
t = qua.
u = kua.
v = ise.
w = fi.
x = quee.
y = mi.
z = zi.
comment what yours is! :D

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Hala139x
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Is it wrong if my mom asks me to play
'Sittin on tha toliet?'

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MEWilliams
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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Hala139x
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 11:11am UTC

Kid on Phone: Hey, man I gotta go. Bye.
Other Kid on Phone: Yea, me too. I've got school tomorrow. Got to hit the hay!
-Hits Hay-
STOP HAY ABUSE.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:09pm UTC

So, I need prayers.
My aunt has Leukimia, which in case you didn't know its blood cancer. She needs bone marrow from her brother who lives in Iraq. If she doesn't get it, she'll die. Her kids are all so young. Their ages are 8, 3, and 18 months. The 8 year old has down syndrome and its too much work for their dad. Please, Please. I'm BEGGING you guys. Send good prayers towards our way. Pray that her brother is allowed to come into America JUST to give her the bone marrow. Please? I can't lose my aunt, I can't.
If you read this, thank you so much.
If you're not religious, please send good thoughts then.
In return, if you guys need any prayers.
Post them as a comment. I'll pray for you guys tonight!
2 people praying is better than 1!
<3 Thank you my witty sisters.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Me: Uhm so, what are you doing?
Friend: Watching tv.
Me: Cool.
Friend: Yeah.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME TOO???

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Congrats on being one of the "cool kids" in Highschool.
Too bad about the rest of your life though.

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movinatthespeedoflove17
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 12:21pm UTC

DRAKE AND JOSH
megan: Why was josh screaming? DID THE EGGS HATCH?!?!?
drake:
josh:
megan:
drake: what?
josh: what eggs?
megan: haha... uh nothing.

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Blondie_Miss
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Money can't buy happiness,
but it can buy One Direction concert tickets... Close enough.

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popr0cks
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 12:40pm UTC

What did Barrack say to Michelle when he proposed?
"I don't wanna be Obama self..."

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iamme7
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my d i ck

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:11pm UTC

I wake up
and I adore you more every day...

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 6:32pm UTC

And who else likes these bands/singers?
Three Days Grace
Evanescence
Paramore
Pillar
Areosmith
Eminem
Kelly Clarkson
Avril lavigne
The Civil Wars
Arcade Fire

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winterswishingwell
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 12:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC

I hate when I forget to press send,
& I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.
I am so going to make my boyfriend sing this to me every time I'm sick.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:23pm UTC

You're right.
I'm not perfect.
I'm not the smartest around.
I'm the the prettiest around.
I'm not the fastest person in the world.
I'm not the funniest person in the room.
I'm not the coolest person ever.
I'm everything you said I am, I admit it.
But, I don't care.
You don't matter to me anymore.
After you told me that I deserved it, I realized everything you ever said to me was a lie.
I deserve better than to get hurt by you.
I deserve to be loved for who I am.
I don't have to fake who I am to get people to like me.
I'll take pride in that everyday.
Your words don't hurt me anymore.
I'm better than you.
You can't get to me anymore.
And you know what else?
I can't wait for you to see what you are.
I hope you grow up, then maybe people might like you.
Maybe you'll meet someone worse than me, and decides to b/tch at you more than I do.
But you aren't even worth the energy or breath anymore.
How does that make you feel?
Like a worthless piece of sh/t?
Good.
Payback is a b/tch, sweetheart.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:32pm UTC

"How do tell a girl you're not intrested"
Harry: i once told someone i was gay
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 6:22pm UTC

when someone says "it's getting hot in here,"
I automatically think, "so take of all your clothes."

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jwizzy
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Hey guys!
i n e e d your h e l p!
i m g r ounded the whole summer :(
i convinced my mom that if i get at least 100 favs she wi l l unground me
i swear this is r e a l :(
if your summer means alot to you as much as it does to me please help!

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