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*mysterious.mah*
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December 4, 2014 11:58pm UTC
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real & some are fake.

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LilyIsCrazy98
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March 18, 2013 12:50am UTC
Are you Japanese? Cause i wanna get in japanties.

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Serendipity *
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August 11, 2013 9:31am UTC
Boy: Hey babe, did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Me: Are you implying im Satan?

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epictacos
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November 20, 2013 12:23am UTC
How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's Face:
Boy: Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

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misslaughes
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July 17, 2014 12:58pm UTC
You remind me of my pinkie toe...
Sooner or later, I am gonna end up banging you on a table

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Cindy Lou Who*
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November 28, 2014 10:17pm UTC
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

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Cindy Lou Who*
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November 29, 2014 5:18pm UTC
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

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theonewithin
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December 2, 2014 1:23pm UTC
Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 8:39am UTC
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 8:49am UTC
I don’t need to take you on the Tower of Terror to get you screaming.

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 8:49am UTC
I’m the eighth dwarf--Sexy.

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 8:48am UTC
Do you wanna get Goofy?

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 8:47am UTC
Hey my name's Mickey and there's nothing Minnie about me.

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 8:46am UTC
One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 8:44am UTC
I’ll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 8:43am UTC
My name isn’t Sully, but you can still be my Boo.

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