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  1. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    “You are what you eat.”
    That's Strange
    I don't think I've eaten
    any sexy beasts today...

  2. elloellie elloellie
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Dear Disney stars,
    you cant sing.
    sincerely,
    stick to acting
    ♥nmf

  3. liveitup4you liveitup4you
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    Your Face
    when you discover
    ctrl + shift + t
    reopens the last tab you closed

  4. rachelraw rachelraw
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    hi, i'm losing two of my best friends.
    awesome.

  5. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    locking your pet in your room
    to make it spend time with you.

  6. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 10:37am UTC
    BOYS ARE STUPID. ♥
    THROW ROCKS AT THEM.
    -AVRIL LAVIGNE

  7. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 1:11am UTC
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  8. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 9:35pm UTC
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  9. I_less_than_3_you I_less_than_3_you
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 1:28pm UTC
    A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
    won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
    "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
    She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
    I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
    hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
    could say or ask that I would find offensive."
    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
    #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
    The cab driver is very excited and says,
    "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
    The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
    must confess, I'm married and I am a Baptist."
    The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party,
    and my name is Kevin." *

  10. hkitkatgirl hkitkatgirl
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    w h y a r e t h e r e
    [x] somanycuteguys [x]
    I N E V E R Y G R A D E
    but :: y o u r s ? ::
    ♥♥
    layout from no_strings_attached

  11. Diideey Diideey
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 2:08pm UTC
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  12. kaitlinsara_ kaitlinsara_
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    "Wow, you're cool."
    I bet you just said that to yourself in a sarcastic voice.

  13. NorrBear NorrBear
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 12:01pm UTC
    WALKING IN YOUR ROOM THINKING, "WOW, I SHOULD CLEAN THIS." THEN WALKING OUT.♥

  14. Rowe Rowe
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Doing the ''George Washington hair'''
    When your in the pool.

  15. xmicaelax xmicaelax
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    I'm sorry my phone keeps calling you. It's voice activated and I'm at the mall with Santa. Every time he says
    'Ho Ho Ho' it dials
    your number.

  16. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    /////////////////////////
    Spring is coming. ♥
    So I guess I should probably start shaving my legs again.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Crimsonella Crimsonella
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    STRANGERS
    think I'm quiet
    FRIENDS
    think I'm outgoing
    BEST FRIENDS
    know I'm insane

  19. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    FAVE IF THIS HAPPENED TO
    YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER;
    Kid: I'm going to tell on you!
    You: No! Don't! I'm sorry!
    *The kid raises his hand*
    *Teacher walks over*
    Kid *smirks and looks at you*: Can I go to the bathroom?

  20. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I ran up the stairs with my hands and legs.

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