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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age
    with children. Like, how do you even deal with that? I can't even keep my Sims alive without cheats.

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Me: Hey, I like your shirt!
    Girl: Thanks, I got it for 70 dollars at a department store
    Me: Really?! Because for 70 dollars at Burlington... I got the same shirt, three lamps, a cashmere sweater, a Golden Retriever, and two Puerto Rican children.

  3. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    See ,
    I could accept the fact that you don't like me.
    I could most certainly accept the fact that you do like me.
    However ,I would love for you to make up your damn mind and make it obvious how you feel ,because we all know i'm to awkward to ask.
    Am i the only person in the perdiciment?

  4. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    FOREVER AWKWARD.

  5. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Box of chocolates: $10
    Flowers: $20
    Dinner and a movie: $40
    Keeping your $70 on Valentine's day because you're single: Priceless

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    You know that quiet girl in class?
    Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    flump; noun, verb.
    when you and a friend are unclear whether you are doing a "high five" or a "fist bumb".

  8. XRetroxMonsterX XRetroxMonsterX
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    Shadows
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">

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