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martyman91
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October 31, 2011 10:35am UTC

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justxanotherxgirl
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October 29, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Who else remembers this?
"COURT DISMISSED! BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTAH'S!" ;)

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Firemanbabe
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October 30, 2011 2:21pm UTC

Boy: i like this girl
Girl:Tell her you like her
Boy: I cant
Girl: Why cant you ?
Boy: becuase she wont love me back
Girl: Yes she will your amazing
Boy: Ok , i love you
Girl: Fine , I love you to . Now go tell that to the girl
Boy: ... I Just did
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xxlovelikewoexx
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Dude,
you have more dick in your personality

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BlackButterflies
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October 30, 2011 12:05am UTC

to do list:
buy a turtle.
name it, 'the speed of light.'
be able to honestly say,
'i can run faster than the speed of light!'

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:22pm UTC

I hate eating
after brushing
my teeth,
because everything
tastes gross.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:25pm UTC

Hi, I'm Taylor Lautner.
I've been a shark, & I've
also been a werewolf.
Skill? I think so.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:27pm UTC

feeling beast
when you sing a fast verse
from a song successfully. ♥

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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October 30, 2011 1:45pm UTC

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thewayiam
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 8:29pm UTC

fave this if you want;
Him to ask you out. Him to hug you. Him to kiss you.
Him to hold your hand. Him to kiss your hand.
Him to play with your hair. Him to put his arm around you.
Him to give you jewelry. Him to kiss you in the rain.
Him to compliment you. Him to win you a stuffed animal.
or,
a pony?(:

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 2:45pm UTC

When I clear
my calculator,
I press the
button at least
fourteen times
.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 2:47pm UTC

Without music ,
car rides would be
really awkward .

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 29, 2011 3:22pm UTC

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 2:59pm UTC

When Your Mom Thinks
you're doing homework, then obnoxious music starts blaring from your computer

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_cristin_xoxo
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 3:15pm UTC

When quotes have a black background...i immediatley get suspicious of hidden messages..
fave if you highlighted this out of suspicion;)

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 4:02pm UTC

Here's to the kids,
who try there hardest to be good enough for everyone. Who spend hours scrolling through posts on witty to find the right one to describe their mood. Who wait online for that one certain person to sign on, just to gather up the nerve to say hello. Who listen to the same song dozens of times because the lyrics mean a lot and with the words, a memory plays in their minds. Who deserve so much more than they get, and are willing to fight for it. And whose wish upon a shooting star or 11:11 was wasted on someone who will never care.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 2:43pm UTC

No, I'm not single
I am in a long distance relationship
Because my boyfriend lives in FUTURE.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Dad to his son
"Next time the bully ask for your money,
Tell him you left it on his mother's dresser ."

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Firemanbabe
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 12:35pm UTC

Your come in from a great night ,
But you no the first questions your parents ask
is gonna be ,
were you drinking ?

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