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martyman91

1. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 8:45am UTC
   Love.
   how to
   
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2. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2011 10:00am UTC
   You Girl
   M a k e m y h e a r t
   Skip Beats.
   Li k e a s c r a t c h e d C D
   
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3. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2011 9:57am UTC
   ifI could tell you one thing:
   It would be,
   I love the sound of your voice, and your smile just happens to brighten my entire day.
   
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4. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2011 9:52am UTC
   Me without you is like
   A&Fwithout the moose,
   Coach purseswithout their C’s,
   and Lagunawithout the drama.
   Pointless
   
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5. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2011 9:43am UTC
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   And Over & over
   i tried
   and Over & over
   you lied
   and over & over
   I cried
   And i dont know why.
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   credit to whoeverr
   
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6. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 1:47pm UTC
   Format by XxprettixX
   ♥ ♥ ♥
   Im falling apart,
   I'm barely breating.
   With a broken heart,
   That keeps on beating.
   In the pain, I find healing.
   and in your name:
   I find meaning
   ♥
   ♥♥♥
   
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7. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 1:38pm UTC
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   I don't understand parenting.
   Its like, "clean your room!"
   "NO!"
   "Fine, give me your phone!"
   "Mom, is that really how you're suppost to act when something dosent go your way, you punish me? That's fine. Next time I don't get what i want, I'll be sure to yell at you."
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8. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 11:04am UTC
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   ♥♥♥ I don't need to flirt with you♥♥♥
   I will seduce you with my awkwardness
   
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9. martyman91
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 10:40am UTC
   You say you love the rain;
   But you open your umbrella when it rains.
   You say you love the sun,
   But you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. .
   You say you love the wind,
   but you close your eyes when the wind blows.
   This is why im scared when you say you love me.
   
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10. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I hate rhyming.
    Pe n i s.
    
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11. martyman91
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    November 11, 2011 11:05am UTC
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12. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    I kind of sort of love this format:)
    
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13. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 10:24am UTC
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    ♥♥♥ Chuck♥♥♥
    The duces up
    
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14. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    Theres a fine, fine, line
    between reality, and just a dream.
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15. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:10am UTC
    I like this format:)
    
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16. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:07am UTC
    "Raising teenagers is
    like nailing jello to a tree."
    Thanks mom
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17. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:02am UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    I don't understand why movies are rated R for "adult language".
    The only people I hear using that l anugage are teenagers.
    ♥
    
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18. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Never let your swagger be temporary. Being rad is a full-time commitment.
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19. martyman91
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    November 8, 2011 8:40pm UTC
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20. martyman91
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    No matter how hard you work, always party harder.
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