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    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 10:58am UTC
    Mr.
    If I could steal your eyes, I’d be obsessed with the mirror

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    if you ever think that you're bad at oral presentations you should know that today i was giving a presentation in my english class and while reading the very first sentence i accidentally said "shít" and as soon as the word left my mouth i gasped really loudly and collapsed onto the floor in failure

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    *Plot twist*
    He
    has
    a
    girlfriend

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    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 10:39am UTC
    When you walk past someone so gracefully because you think they might like you

  5. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    Format coded by Amenah. Please don't remove this or any visible credit.
    WHAT
    is so
    hard/ terrible
    about liking
    happy songs?
    © format credit: Amenah

  6. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 8:09am UTC
    You know what's annoying?
    When some people at the store look into your cart to see what you are buying.

  7. Tilly* Tilly*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:57pm UTC
    adding "and sh\t" to the end of a sentance
    makes it sound cooler and sh\t

  8. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 5:24pm UTC
    People: "Ew, you like him?" Me: "Yes I like him. You might not but I do. If you don’t like that, not my problem. You might not think he’s cute, but I do. You may think he’s a bad person, but I don’t. You may see him as the grossest, most horrible, person ever. But I see him as the sweetest most thoughtful, cutest, most amazing person in the world. I hate that you can say that. How rude could you be? You just don’t see him the same way as I do. Keep it to yourself. If you don’t like that, then I don’t like you."

  9. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 7:10pm UTC
    Go ahead, forget me.

  10. xoprettylittlesmileox xoprettylittlesmileox
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 5:52pm UTC
    being ignored is the w o r s t feeling ever.

  11. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 8:43pm UTC
    It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt.

  12. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 1:54pm UTC
    me: okay brain, let's focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this.
    brain: DADADA BANANA LALALALALA AFRO SQUIRREL POTATO LALA

  13. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.

  14. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    I wish I had a summer
    like Phineas & Ferb.

  15. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:02pm UTC
    why do people in horror movies yell out "hello?"
    as if the killer is gonna say "yeah,I'm in the kitchen,want a sandwich?"

  16. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:00pm UTC
    *when my name's on a math problem*
    whole class: *stares at me*
    me: that's right bιtches I bought 300 watermelons

  17. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:59pm UTC
    Don't give up. Normally
    IT IS THE LAST KEY ON THE RING
    which opens the door.

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    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 11:12am UTC
    When you’re scrolling through quotes and there are six in a row from
    the
    same
    person

  19. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 10:52am UTC
    yesterday, I went to the mall with my friends.
    we kept daring eachother to go up to random people and say
    "May the Fourth be with you"
    one of my friends dared me to go up to a really cute guy and bow while doing it.
    I was so scared he would peg me as a nerd, but you gotta acept a dare, right?
    anyway, I go up to him, and bow real low, and say "May the fourth be with you."
    I looked up, and he looked me in the eye.
    I thought he would say something mean, but after a moment, he bowed to, replying, "and with your lightsaber".
    my friends burst out laughing a couple yards away, and I started blushing.
    THEN he asked me for my number. :)
    turns out he was a huge star wars fan.
    HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!!

  20. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 11:08am UTC
    May the Fourth be with you!
    #HappyStarWarsDay

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